Mike Tyson Says Evander Holyfield’s Ear Would Have Tasted Better With Holyfield’s BBQ Sauce

Mike Tyson is quickly emerging as one of my favorite people in all of the world.  He is just too funny and he seems like he would fun to spend time with.  His Tweet about biting Evander Holyfield’s ear, which was 15 years ago yesterday, is just the best thing ever.

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See, this is why Mike Tyson needs his own TV show.  I would watch and so would a lot of other people.  Tyson could do his parody songs and he could also interview guests.  Like you would change the channel if big names stars were to be interviewed by Mike Tyson.  The unintentional comedy would simply be off the charts.

In fact, I plan on starting a grassroots movement to get Mike Tyson his own show.   I think it would be the new late night standard for people to watch.  Tyson is just that funny and he could bring out the best in his guests.  I can not see how this plan ever ends up going wrong.  That is how great a Tyson show would be.

Plus, look at how he pitched Holyfield’s BBQ sauce.  That is just a perfect job of salesmanship.  Not many people would think of something like that.  That is why Mike Tyson is the best at what he does.  He might be a little out there, but I do not think he is that bad.

NBC, you need ratings.  Give Tyson a primetime show and watch the magic.

Riley Schmitt is a writer for Rant Sports.


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