Bakersfield Condors Offer Justin Bieber An Amateur Tryout Contract

By Riley Schmitt
Gary A. Vasquez-US PRESSWIRE

Justin Bieber does not look like an athlete.  The famous pop singer has been involved in some celebrity games but that doesn’t count as real athletic skill.  Then again, the Bakersfield Condors see some skill and are offering him an amateur tryout contract.

“Very rarely do you see this combination of skill and toughness,” said O’Dette. “We share a common Canadian heritage since we both hail from Ontario. I’ve scouted some video of him online skating with my hometown team, theToronto Maple Leafs, and I think he could provide some elusive speed up front for us. Plus, he’s a right-handed shot which we’ve been looking to add. I think if we paired him on a line with (Robby) Dee and (Peter) Boyd we’d be tough to beat.”

The 5’7″, slender built superstar should provide a rookie presence for the second-year laden Condors squad. Plus, his sick flow will fit right in with a Condors team known for their style. The Condors have reserved his much publicized favorite number 6 to be worn in Condorstown.

First off, I have no idea if this is true or not.  This team likes free publicity and this is certainly a way to do that.  Bieber is Canadian so he probably has some hockey skill in his blood.  If you find that to be offensive, take a joke y’all.

We will find out if he accepts in the future.  For the sake of watching him get checked into the boards, please let this happen.

Riley Schmitt is a writer for Rant Sports.

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