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The 10 Biggest Party Boys In Sports

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#10: Cristiano Ronaldo

cristiano ronaldo
Cristiano Ronaldo is young, rich, and a good looking man that probably slays many a ladies. If I were him? I'd probably retire from soccer and do nothing but party. #Respect- don't hate.
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#9: Brian Wilson

Brian Wilson
Fear the beard! Brian Wilson is known for three things. His beard, his fastball and the ability to party. I mean, who wouldn't want to party with a guy that's hairier than chewbacca. The only question I have? Does he make the noise? Boom.
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#8: Joakim Noah

Joakim Noah
Joakim Noah is a monster on the boards. He also is a monster in the clubs. Jo is known for having a good time in the windy city, and who wouldn't? Although, if I were dating a super model- I would never leave the house.
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#7: Reggie Bush

Reggie Bush
The dude dated Kim. Enough said.
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#6: Derek Jeter

Derek Jeter
Any bro that A) makes woman put their phones in a fish bowl at the front door (no pictures) B) owns New York's club scene C) dates every celebrity that is not a man and D) looks like freaking Zach Morris and he's pushing 40 will make any top party list. Keep on keeping on Derek.
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#5: Patrick Kane

Patrick Kane
I mean, if you know anything about sports, you know Patrick Kane destroys Chicago's club scene. He's been caught in the half-buff with many ladies. He's been hammered at a stanley cup celebration. He's been punching girls (supposedly punching I should say) in the face- not cool by the way Kaner. And he does a really cool commercial with Toews and the lemon head guy. Oh yeah- he apparently fights cabbies drunk too. I want to party with that guy! He'd be my enforcer.
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#4: Matt Leinart

Matt Leinart
There's a reason why Matt Leinart didn't do anything of value. He was too busy in the hot tub with many a girls with a face that looks like the one you see in the picture. And he's a USC idiot so- I just don't like him.
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#3: Alex Ovechkin

Alex Ovechkin
Eh- just another hockey star that hangs out with many woman at one time. Should I mention that they're always insanely hot? Goal!
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#2: Ryan Lochte

Ryan Lochte
The bro with a mom that is supportive over slaying random tail in one night stands deserves to be this high. I don't care who you are, that's awesome. My mom wouldn't even let me play spin the bottle when I was 15 (10 years ago)...Little did she know.... Anywho, Lochte is a god. The end.
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#1: Rob Gronkowski

Rob Gronkowski
He parties after losing. He "Gronks" maybe underage girls out of the country. And he has a 6 pack that reminds me of Chuck Norris. Clearly the number 1 choice. I look forward to hearing more about his "Gronk" stories on twitter from the lady that got pounded by the right hand of Zeus.