Top 30 NFL Players I Would Take on a Power Night Las Vegas Trip
One of the funniest things, or at least one of the coolest, is to see NFL players partying like their lives depended on it. There are some guys who get every ounce out of life and you would trade lives with these guys in a heart beat. These are the type of guys I would take on a one night, power trip to Las Vegas. In case you do not know what a power trip to Vegas is, allow me to enlighten you.
A power trip to Vegas is usually not planned until at most 24 hours prior to departing. This is usually one of those things where your buddy calls you or texts you that day and the conversation is no more than a few words before you agree to hit the sin city. The text conversation is usually: "Vegas?" from party one, with a "Hell yea" or "I'm broke" being the typical yes or no response.
A power trip to Vegas typically does not last longer than 12 to 15 hours, not including travel time. You party all night long, get any sleep you can (if you even get a room) and head on home the next afternoon. Power trips do not last longer than this mostly due to bringing your body to full exhaustion after a night of binge drinking, gambling and bar hopping.
Depending on who you go with, a power trip typically involves at least one visit to a strip club and at least one trip to a breakfast buffet at 5:00 in the morning.
The rest of the guidelines to a power trip are up to your own discretion, but these are the staples to build off. Now it will be easy for you to see why I would take these 30 guys on a power trip.
My Texas A&M Crew (14 Deep)
Von Miller, Martellus and Michael Bennett, Melvin Bullitt, Javorski Lane, Cody Wallace, Ryan Tannehill, Cyrus Gray, Jordan Pugh, Danny Gorrer, Red Bryant, Mike Goodson, Rocky Bernard and Randy Bulluck. Think I went to Texas A&M? You’d be right. There are more players in the NFL from A&M, but these 14 would make a pretty sick party crew. Game on.
Say what you want about Tony Romo on the field, he’s bagged a few hot blondes. I have a sweet spot for blondes, so that’s reason enough. Plus, who wouldn’t want to party with a guy who went to Cabo before a playoff game?
Cam Newton is the new flavor of the NFL and commands the attention of any room he shows up in. I wonder if he does the Superman cape celebration in party situations?
Any dude that rocks a beard like Brett Keisel could accompany me to Vegas. If anything it would draw some looks.
There are 100 million reasons why I would want to go to Vegas With Michael Vick. Do I have to go into more detail? Naw.
I’ve heard Devin Hester is quite the party animal in Chi-town. That’s all I needed to hear.
Chad Johnson was in an episode of The League and bought every member of the New England Patriots some Beats by Dre headphones before the Super Bowl yesterday. I’ll see you in Vegas, Chad.
Vernon Davis just seems like a cool dude and someone down to have a good time. Never a bad thing in my book.
I’d want Steve Smith in my corner if (when) I got into it with some bros at a club.
So Mark Sanchez kind of seems like a tool, but he has a way with the ladies. I could look past certain bro qualities if it meant hanging with a few 10s.
I got the opportunity to meet J.J. Watt at Houston Texans training camp last year and he’s a funny, cool guy. This is one of the few on the list I would genuinely hang out with outside of Vegas. Bromance? No way….
I’d just want to go with Randy Moss because he’d pay for everything and I’d make him say “straight cash, homie” every time.
Adam Pacman Jones
Hey, at lease we would make it rain in the “scrip” club.
Antrel Rolle not only looks like a party animal, he also drives a sick red Maserati. Cruising around in that thing in Vegas would sure to draw the attention of a few ladies. That is, if we weren’t cruising around in a Hummer limo.
I’ve heard some crazy stories about Jared Allen, but mostly they were redneck stories. There’s something for everyone in Vegas, and after a few shots (handles) of whiskey, the party would be started.
If for only one reason, Tom Brady would attract every single gorgeous looking woman wherever he walked. I’m sure I could score with at least one.
- I don’t even feel the need to explain this one. Gronk is the party master, and juggles porn stars in his spare time.
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