Move over Lingerie Football, Bikini Basketball is set to launch and take over the world! Obviously, the Bikini Basketball League was created by two drunk guys are a frat party, but it doesn’t make it any less fantastic! The league has seven teams as of now – - Miami Spice, the Chicago Desire, the Orlando Lady Cats, the Hollywood Hotties, the Los Angeles Ice, and the Atlanta Fleet Angels. Ahh, I get it. Miami Spice is like Miami Vice – -clever. A Spice representative had this to say about anyone who questioned the integrity of the league:
“This is a competitive basketball league, so we are definitely looking for girls that can really play. It is also a bikini league in which the girls will be playing basketball in bikinis, so looking good in a bikini is a must.”
So what you’re telling me is the low post game won’t be utilized very well in the BBL? Got it.
Here is another nugget from the Miami New Times:
“This Saturday, aspiring athletes/exhibitionists can don a sports bra and shorts and showcase their skills for a chance to earn a spot on the team’s 2013 lineup. They’re looking for 10 to 15 lucky ladies, and the stakes are high”
Nothing like incorporating athletes and exhibitionists.
The league will go head-to-heat against the WNBA, which is probably a pretty solid idea because I only know the WNBA still exists from this report.
I cannot lie. I am pretty intrigued by the whole idea, only because I’m a superficial guy and have no soul, though.
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