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Flo-Rida Delivers the Best Swag Ever to His Alma Mater

Futuristic Woo

What you see above is not an illusion…

It is the incredible new uniforms that Platinum Recording Artist and Rapper Flo-Rida has had designed and donated to his Alma Mater in Miami, Florida.

And they are a “Wild One” for sure…

Yes in celebration of its 50th Anniversary, the Carol City High Chiefs will proudly wear their trendy new swag for the 2013 season.

Flo-Rida contracted with the infamous Futuristic Woo Agency to design and produce the uniforms for Carol City.

You might recall the last uniform Futuristic Woo got their hands on in Atlantic High.

As one could imagine, Twitter, Facebook and the Internet is buzzing over what it considers to be an abomination to the sport of High School Football.

Bah humbug…

Believe what you want and just be a grumpy old coot, but these uniforms scream nothing but awesome!

Seriously…

Think back to your high school days…

For some of us that is harder than others…

You are student and an alum with the mojo of one Mr. Tramar Dillard (you are welcome for that trivia answer) walks in with the greatest gift you have ever seen in your entire life.

Totally FREE…

No strings attached…

Except to win some stinking football games!

Simply perfection if you are a 13-18 year old…

Now add to the fact, Flo just saved the Carol City School District and the Football Booster Club a ton of money in 2013 while getting them what accounts to the greatest advertising and marketing it will every receive without spending one dime.

So are you starting to see the blessing and the silver lining here…

The only draw back is how the real students will look in the uniforms once they have arrived…

In the perfect form of a football athlete, they look menacing…

But the reality of how they will look on an E-R-W will be different…

(E-R-W … Eat… Ride… Watch… You know the kids who will never see the field but are there to make it seem like there are 1000 people on the football team)

Just take a second and think about what that Chief is going to look like on a kid who is 5-6 and weighs 105 pounds soaking wet with sweat…

Or the 6-3, 330 pound right guard…

So, on behalf of the sane folks in the sports world who love trends and progress, let’s all give a hearty shout-out to Flo-Rida.

You’ve spun a lot of folks, “Right-Round” in a great way…

Now just make sure the Chiefs run out on the field to the, “Club Can’t Handle Me,” or it will be a tremendous epic fail…

 

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M Shannon Smallwood has over 10 years of experience in broadcasting and journalism in professional baseball and college athletics and is the ACC Football Guru, SEC Voice of Reason and College Football Comedian for Rant Sports.

Follow him @woodysmalls.