Darnell Dockett is Big on Small Business

By M. Shannon Smallwood @woodysmalls on February 12, 2013

So…

Everyone knows of the craziness and fun that has been Darnell Dockett‘s off-season and Twitter and Sports Talk Radio war over his smooth Social Media pick up of Katherine Webb. Just proof that nothing good can come from a Twitter relationship. If you don’t believe it, then just ask Manti Te’o.

But what has been lost in the hotness of Webb, the temper of A.J. McCarron, the lunacy of Chris Rix and the questioned sexuality of the Arizona Cardinals is what Dockett does to make a little change on the side during the off-season from the NFL.

Sit back and enjoy the following video…

That’s right folks, Dockett is huge into the business that is everything small…

This insight was revealed on The Front Row on 680 The Fan in Atlanta, Georgia this morning. And it is just pure gold.

That’s right folks… Rent-A-Midget…

This is on his alternate Twitter bio folks at Twylah. How in the living heck have we let this get by us until today!?!

But at this point, who really cares we missed this. It’s now out in the open and it is amazing.

Plus it comes at just the right time for Valentine’s Day or any future holiday…

“If you’re in need of a Cupid to give your sweetheart an awesome Valentines, a Leprechaun to pass out candy or shots at your St. Patty’s Day Party, or an Elf for your Christmas event, then you have come to the right place. We go above and beyond to make sure your event is a success. We personally guarantee that every thing goes according to plan with a live person on the phone 24/7 to answer any and all questions you may have. We’re open for any occasion. Birthday parties or telegrams, office pranks and an occasional TV Show or movie. Don’t hesitate to call, we’re not meanies, we promise! We look forward to hearing from you!” – rentamidget.com

So kudos Mr. Dockett…

Your freakishness in life does have meaning and we commend you for supporting small business in such a passionate way.

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M Shannon Smallwood is a member of the Football Writers Association of America and the US Basketball Writers Association.

Follow him @woodysmalls.