Joe Flacco is a Super Bowl MVP and no one will ever be able to take that away from him. However, the Baltimore Ravens quarterback might just be the most boring soul in the NFL! Despite having a personality as exciting as a snail race, Flacco recently got a wild hair and decided to launch his own clothing line!
WARNING: these clothes are the kind of getup that you would see at a Salvation Army — on the clearance rack.
What did you expect from a guy whose own family calls him “Dull Joe?”
Even still, the Ravens’ quarterback has shown time and time again that he doesn’t care what people have to think about his lack of style or his unibrow. Even still, we can’t let Flacco’s poor excuse for a clothing line go unnoticed. The shirt on the far left looks like something straight out of a garage sale, while the V-Neck shirt appears to be a mixture of a rock band logo and vomit.
My personal favorite is the T-Shirt on the right in which Flacco etched himself into the NFL logo. You would think that Flacco — second-highest paid player in the NFL — would pony up and pay for the rights to the actual logo. Nope. Instead, in true Flacco fashion, he creates his own with a blend of piss yellow and Barney purple.
Smooth move, Joe.