25 NFL Cheerleaders Who Should Put On More Clothes

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25 Pictures of NFL Cheerleaders Who Should Put On More Clothes

Bradd Barr-USA TODAY Sports

As someone who could accidentally become a father someday, I am appalled by all of the ladies in these pictures. If my theoretical daughter were to try to go out wearing such revealing outfits, she would immediately be sent right back to her room to put on some clothes.

Despite the fact that they clearly work very hard on them, there is a lot more to all of these women than their bodies. When looking at these pictures, I would like everybody to think about their possible accomplishments and possible wonderful personalities. I can’t tell you about their actual accomplishments and personalities because unfortunately, I don’t know who they are.

I would like those who look at these ladies to make a fun game out of inventing accomplishments and personalities for them. It would be a great exercise to help people focus more on what’s important.

Now I’m not trying to be too judgmental here. I understand these women are adults and can do whatever they want. They are clearly proud of their bodies and have every right to walk along the line of public nudity. I just hope they understand that when they dress this way, there are some men out there who think, and even say, very impure things about them.

As crazy as it sounds, some of those men may even go through this slideshow with no intention of participating in the progressive exercise I described. There are some godless heathens out there who just want to look at the attractive women, and this article is definitely not for them.

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Daniel-Shirey-USA TODAY Sports

Nice camouflage ladies. Good luck sneaking up on your prey in that!

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Phil Sears-USA TODAY Sports

Those outfits make people assume that you neck on the first date.

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Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

If those are their clothes, how small must these young ladies' undergarments be? And what kind of filthy store would sell undergarments that small?

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Rob Foldy-USA TODAY Sports

Well this is a fine how do you do! What disgusting fans want to see this smut?

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Brian Spurlock-USA TODAY Sports

Are these ladies spinning or sinning? The answer is both.

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Brad Mills-USA TODAY Sports

Washington Redskins? More like Washington Bare Skins.

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Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports

J-E-T-S, Wrong! Wrong! Wrong!

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Don McPeak-USA oday Sports

Serves her right.

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Kelley L. Cox-USA TODAY Sports

You know who else forms a circle and chants things? Witches.

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Bruce Kluckhohn-USA TODAY Sports

Minnesota: The Land of 10,000 Hussies

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Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

Where do you even get a coat like that? It looks like it was designed for a baby with giant arms.

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Daniel Shirey-USA TODAY Sports

“Go, Fight, Win?” more like “Go, Put On, A Jacket!”

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Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports

These ladies are never going to meet a nice boy wearing outfits like that.

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Geoff Burke-USA TOAY Sports

“Oh say can you see, where the rest of my skirt went?”

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Cary Edmondson-USA TODAY Sports

Apparently these ladies are like Donald Duck and only need their top halves covered.

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Kyle Terada-USA TODAY Sports

When you dress like this, expect to be chased by giant animals.

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Derick E. Hingle-USA TODAY Sports

So I guess in New Orleans it’s Mardi Gras during football season too.

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Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

How else was Miley supposed to turn out?

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Timothy T. Ludwig-USA TODAY Sports

Finally have full shirts on and of course they have to tie them up.

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Jennifer Hilderbrand-USA TODAY Sports

What is this, the MTV?!

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Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Whatever happened to a good old pair of sweatpants?

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Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Some of the ladies are actually covered in this picture. Unfortunately, they’re covered by other ladies wearing next to nothing!

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Christopher Hanewinckel-USA TODAY Sports

While you’re down there, maybe you should pray for some clothes.

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Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

If you’re not doing the limbo, or dodging a bullet in an over the top way, there is no reason to be doing such a provocative move.

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John Rieger-USA TODAY Sports

I don’t go to ‘da club’ so I don’t know if this is twerking, crumping, crackalacking or whatever, but I do know it’s wrong.

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