15 Ways That Your Life is Better Than a Professional Athlete’s
15 Ways That Your Life is Better Than a Professional Athlete's
Many of us dreamed of being a professional athlete when we were young, and some people still have fantasies about it as adults. Getting paid a ridiculous amount of money to play a game for a living sounds like an amazing life. As kids, we loved these sports so much that we used to pay to play them. Well, our parents paid in most case, but we were the ones using our adorable faces to peddle candy bars door-to-door in service to our little league organizations.
The idea of getting paid to do something you love seems pretty great, but there is a much steeper price that comes with it than most people realize. When we have our fantasies about the professional athlete's life, we typically picture game day, and not the rest of the baggage that comes with it. We also tend to imagine being the hero and not blowing the big game, which is just as likely.
We often idealize the life of a professional athlete, which in turn makes it worse for them. I’m not saying we should feel sorry for professional athletes, but most fans do not treat them like human beings with the weak justification of ‘their life is great so it doesn’t matter’.
Again, I don’t feel bad for professional athletes, or for that matter, anyone who signs up for something knowing the deal going in. But I definitely don’t envy them the way I used to. Money isn’t everything, nor is playing a game you love for a living. Combined, they sound pretty wonderful, but there are several things about a more ordinary life that we should appreciate.
15. You Can Go On an Eating Binge Whenever You Want
With the exception of offensive and defensive linemen, most athletes don’t get to experience the miracle of creating a food baby.
14. You Know Who Your Friends Are
Until their star fades, athletes never know who around them are their real friends.
13. Your Bad Day at Work Doesn’t Make National News
Bill Buckner, Mitch Williams and Chris Webber (in college, but the point stands) all had pretty bad days at the office that they will never be able to forget.
12. You Can Tip a Normal Amount Without Being Considered a Jerk
When people know you have money, they expect you to be overly generous with it. There are actually websites that chronicle servers’ experiences with famous people and how much they tipped.
11. You Likely Know If Your Spouse Loves You For You
If you haven’t met that special someone before becoming famous, there is no way to tell what they are really interested in.
10. You’re Allowed To Say Stupid Things
We don’t always think before we talk. I imagine it’s especially tough to think with a microphone in your face after a physically draining game. I definitely wouldn't want my words picked apart by everybody and their mother. And in the heat of the moment, it's not uncommon to get carried away and say crazy things. Maybe you didn't go as far as 'I want to eat his children', but you've likely said some things you wouldn't want the public to hear.
9. You’re Allowed to Be Young
A lot of Johnny Manziel’s critics did a lot of stupid things when they were his age too. The only difference is that they didn't make headlines.
8. You Don’t Have to Answer Stupid Questions After Having Your Soul Crushed
Stupid questions are annoying enough as it is, but after your dreams have been shattered, it’s probably a lot worse. Add the fact that you’re likely being criticized for your failed performance at the same time, and it has to be one of the most frustrating situations possible.
7. Your Opinion Doesn’t Make National News
If professional athletes say anything remotely controversial or interesting, they are a distraction to their team. Strong opinions are encouraged by the media, but just so they can write about it later. Boring, canned responses are always in an athlete’s best interest.
6. Your Likelihood For Concussions Is Much Lower
Concussions have serious long-term symptoms that you don’t want to mess with. It doesn’t apply to all sports, but several of them carry severe long-term health risks.
5. People Who Don’t Know You Don’t Have a Strong Opinion About You
Before meeting somebody, every famous person has already made their first impression. Whatever mistakes they’ve made are prevalent in the mind of the person whose hand they’re shaking.
4. Everybody Doesn’t Assume You Cheat On Your Wife
The mistakes of a few apply to the masses. Alright, maybe more than a few made the mistakes, but some athletes are faithful.
3. Your Family Doesn’t Expect Handouts
It’s unfortunate, but most families have at least a few opportunists mixed into the bunch. Family is a priceless thing, and relationships are often tainted by large sums of money.
2. You Aren’t Owned By a League or Team
Granted your boss tells you what to do at work, but he can’t fine you for saying or doing something stupid, riding a motorcycle, or showing up to work overweight. Leagues and franchises make professional athletes sign away a lot of their rights in their contracts.
1. You Can Go Out In Public and Be at Peace
As someone who hates talking with strangers, this would be one of the worst for me. Thankfully, I’m not good at anything. Constantly being hounded for autographs, pictures or just some time to chat would drive a lot of us insane.