20. Metta World Peace
The veteran NBA forward is an extremely funny and outgoing person, but possibly a little bit too outgoing. World Peace may not be the safest person for kids to be around on Halloween.
The veteran NBA forward is an extremely funny and outgoing person, but possibly a little bit too outgoing. World Peace may not be the safest person for kids to be around on Halloween.
The Houston Texans quarterback would be the only person to have his candy intercepted by others for multiple nights in a row, so you can't trust him with your gummy bears and Reeses.
The Chicago Bulls center's look and face scare people already, and families would be too frightened to offer him anything meant for the kids.
If the Washington Nationals' young stud got a protein bar instead of Whoppers, he'd probably throw a temper-tantrum on the stoop similar to a five-year old girl.
The Houston Rockets' center would probably demand a Butterfinger, become frustrated when the Butterfinger gets stuck in his teeth and then demand an Almond Joy to make him happy.
Halloween is so fun and the Chicago Bears' quarterback always looks so ... depressed. You wouldn't have any fun with him, guaranteed.
Anyone trick-or-treating with the Dallas Cowboys' quarterback would probably have the best candy and most fun, but it'd still be his fault if someone in the group got a can of beans on Halloween.
If you gave Busch something he didn't like, the hot-tempered NASCAR driver wouldn't just yell at you, he'd purposely wreck your car as well.
Kurt Busch would probably slam his car into Tony Stewart's car, Stewart would start an altercation with the fellow NASCAR driver and would be the root of the problems of the worst evening of trick-or-treating in the history of your neighborhood.
Don't dress like a dog around the Philadelphia Eagles' quarterback on Halloween, because ... well, you know.
The reigning Heisman Trophy winner was allegedly hung over at the Manning's Passing Academy over the summer ... could you imagine what state he'd be in just for a night of trick-or-treating?
With kids dressing up as princesses or Lady Gaga, do I really need to explain why it'd be a bad idea to bring the Pittsburgh Steelers' quarterback along?
The professional soccer player allegedly had an extra-marital affair with a teammate's wife and has been known for using racist slurs during soccer matches. In the words of Antoine Dodson: Hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife.
The Butt Fumble will ruin everything that the injured New York Jets quarterback is ever involved in for the rest of his life ... seriously.
If Kim Kardashian couldn't stand to be married to the Boston Celtics forward for no more than three months, it's safe to say Humphries wouldn't last with your trick-or-treating group for an entire evening.
The San Jose Sharks head-hunter was suspended 25 games in hockey. Just imagine the damage he could do on a night of trick-or-treating. Oh the humanity!
There's always that one kid who would take all the candy when the sign clearly states "take one piece please". That kid would be the Ole Miss star; and while he would be in the process of taking all of the candy, he'd flip off the young ones while addressing them all as "losers". The guy did it in SEC basketball, why wouldn't he do it in a neighborhood as well?
The San Diego Chargers linebacker would probably just sulk all throughout the night and falsely state how much his "late" girlfriend Lennay Kekua loved Halloween.
The Milwaukee Brewers' MVP* slugger lied about taking performance-enhancing drugs. What if Braun pulled a Marshall Henderson and took all the candy instead of just taking one piece like everyone else? He'd probably blame it on some poor soul like he had done in 2011.
The Detroit Lions defensive tackle is a nice guy off of the field, but if you take his candy, he'd probably cut you at your knees from behind and slam your face into someone's front lawn while taking a shot at your crotch. Warning: Extremely Dangerous Around Others.
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