25 NBA Cheerleaders Who Could Make You Forget Your Girlfriend’s Name
25 NBA Cheerleaders Who Could Make You Forget Your Girlfriend's Name
I don’t want people to get me wrong, so let me start by making myself clear. I am happily married and would never in a million years cheat on my wife … unless the woman is worth ending my marriage. I’m sorry, but all of these women are worth it. The second any of these ladies give me the word, I will jump up, dim the lights, and put on the Bruno Mars CD. I won’t care that five minutes later I’ll be calling a divorce lawyer because I won’t be able to think that far ahead.
My wife already knows all of this, so don’t feel bad for her. Even with me in the room, Ryan Gosling could walk in, dim the lights, put on the Luther Vandross CD, and my wife will somehow forget I exist while I’m in the room. It’s just the way it is. I’m not thrilled about it, but I am at peace with it.
Sorry ladies, but if you think your man is above ruining your relationship for one of these cheerleaders, then you are lying to yourself. As soon as any of these women are in your man’s field of vision, all they can think about is dimming the lights, and putting on the Robin Thicke CD.
Please be honest with yourself before you judge me or your man. Can you truthfully say you wouldn’t be putty in the hands of Channing Tatum, Justin Timberlake, or whoever you're into, if they were to dim the lights and put on the Boyz II Men CD? Whether you’re ready to be honest with yourself or not, here are some ladies you better keep your man away from.
Now I'm thinking about taking my talents to South Beach.
It's technically not cheating if the woman is way out of your league and probably won't enjoy it.
You make my hair stand too, baby.
When we begin our lives together, she better not go out dressed like that.
The Golden State indeed.
'Mommy, can I open one of my presents early?'
This looks familiar, a lady looking like she wants to spit on me.
Hummina, hummina, hummina, hummina, hummina, hummina, hummina ...
I like shiny things.
Do not look directly at the Sun. At least not when your girlfriend is around.
Don't forget to delete your browsing history, guys.
Every single one of them could end my marriage. Even the lady on the far left who is completely out of sync with everyone else.
Word to their mothers for creating these perfect women.
This lady is so hot, she makes the worst cheerleading uniforms of all time look good.
This is a very confusing picture. I can't figure out why they're wearing pants.
I have no clue what’s going on here, but I like it.
They look like they smell so good.
I love The Cleveland Show.
Pass. Just kidding, she completes me.
I wish I could fist bump Brent Musburger right now.
These women could make those weird Minnesota accents attractive.
Seriously, what is going on with the lady on the right?
Oh my, a Grizzly! Do I play dead or make myself big?
We’re halfway there. The lights are dim, now we just need to put on the Keith Sweat CD.