20 of the Biggest Stooges in Sports
By Aaron Charles
@aaroncharleskc
20 of the Biggest Stooges in Sports
Before I get into making fun of some of the world’s dumber athletes, I think it’s only fair that I share some of the dumbest things I’ve said and done. I’m not the sharpest knife and never have claimed to be. There is a lot more evidence than this, but here are a few examples that come to mind.
Ex. 1: A couple months ago, when discussing how many eccentric people from Canada there were, I added Sarah Palin — the former Governor of Alaska who ran for Vice President of the United States.
Ex. 2: When my wife came home with a haircut she didn’t like, I told her I never have and never will care what her hair looks like, and I honestly thought it would be taken as a good thing.
Ex. 3: I once thought having kids would be a good idea.
Ex. 4: When I was 22-years old, I got fired from a job I really liked because I left early after I already asked my boss if I could leave and she told me I couldn’t. The reason I felt so inclined to abandon my job — a Kansas City Royals game. And as you could have probably guessed, no, they weren’t competitive. I lost a job because I refused to miss the first couple of innings of a pointless baseball game.
There are plenty more examples that I may share in another article in which I hypocritically judge people for being stupid, but that’s all I’ll admit for now. Here are 15 athletes who may or may not be dumber than me.
20. Metta World Peace
20. Metta World Peace
19. Antonio Cromartie
19. Antonio Cromartie
18. Ozzie Guillen
18. Ozzie Guillen
17. Jerry Jones
17. Jerry Jones
16. Richie Incognito
16. Richie Incognito
15. John Madden
15. John Madden
14. Mark Sanchez
14. Mark Sanchez
13. Suzy Favor Hamilton
13. Suzy Favor Hamilton
12. Bobby Petrino
12. Bobby Petrino
11. Stephen A. Smith
11. Stephen A. Smith
10. Fab Melo
10. Fab Melo
9. Denver Broncos' Front Office, Elvis Dumervil and His Agent
9. Denver Broncos' Front Office, Elvis Dumervil and His Agent
8. Johnny Manziel
8. Johnny Manziel
7. Robinson Cano
7. Robinson Cano
6. Riley Cooper
6. Riley Cooper
5. Paul Bissonnette
5. Paul Bissonnette
4. Alex Rodriguez
4. Alex Rodriguez
3. Von Miller
3. Von Miller
2. Ryan Lochte
2. Ryan Lochte
1. Aaron Hernandez
1. Aaron Hernandez
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