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25 Pictures of College Cheerleaders for Men Going Through A Breakup

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25 Pictures of College Cheerleaders for Men Going Through a Divorce

David Manning-USA TODAY Sports

Romantic comedies are a load of garbage. They always end as if everything will go on happily ever after, but if you fast forward a few years down the road in those movies, the couple would be arguing about money, Tom Hanks is yelling and Meg Ryan is crying.

For those who would like an idea of how those stupid stories really end, here’s a little glimpse into the life of Aaron and Candace Charles. Once upon a time, there was a man who would ask his wife what the problem was, and she would reply “If you don’t know, there is no point in me telling you”, or “The fact you don’t know is the problem.” His wife Candace was some kind of bad version of the Riddler that doesn’t even give you the riddle.

The worst part of their divorce is that they’re still living together. It’s incredibly awkward, but the good news is Candace has to sleep on the couch as Aaron refuses to leave his bed just because she doesn’t love him anymore. Candace is more than welcome to come claim her side of the bed, but Aaron isn’t going anywhere.

The cold-hearted evil Candace likes to squirt their cats with water anytime they get near Aaron in an attempt to train them not to love him anymore as well. Little does she know her efforts are for naught because every time she leaves, he stuff the cats with Whisker Lickin’s. Dougie, D.J., Gibbler, Catniss, and Napster are Aaron’s cats. He doesn’t care what any judge says -- one way or another, those cats are going to end up with him.

Enough about seven wasted years of Aaron’s life. It’s time to look at some lovely young ladies who can help a man move on from having his soul and bank account drained. Ladies who don’t watch the I.D. network and say “Why can’t that be you?” Hopefully they can bring some light into some other people’s lives — some lives similar to Aaron’s that have been blackened by a heartless sociopath. Here are some pictures of gorgeous young women, along with a some more pieces of how love stories actually end.

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Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

When Aaron proposed and told Candace she was now his favorite Candace, he was lying. It was always Candace Cameron-Bure. As if the competition was ever even close.

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Russ Isabella-USA TODAY Sports

Candace definitely can’t do that.

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John Rieger-USA TODAY Sports

Candace has changed her Facebook status to ‘it’s complicated’. What’s complicated about someone wanting out of a marriage without warning, because she thinks she can do better?

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Kevin Jairaj-USA TODAY Sports

As Candace quotes song lyrics that apply to her situation on Facebook, Aaron laughs because of how stupid it makes her look.

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Mark Zerof-USA TODAY Sports

She also posts vague things like “Hmmm” or “Sometimes I just don’t know”. Facebook isn’t her therapist (who is fighting an un-winnable battle, by the way). She's posting things for other people to read and they have no idea what she's talking about!

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Scott Olmos-USA TODAY Sports

Aaron hates that Candace has to take a picture and post it every time she does anything outside of the house. Does she think people look at that and think “Wow, what an impressive social life she has!” Nobody's impressed and nobody cares!

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Kevin Jairaj-USA TODAY Sports

Candace thinks it was great idea to go tanning way too often in her life. Dog the Bounty Hunter called -- he wants his skin back, brah.

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Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

Candace tries stick it to Aaron by cooking dinner just for herself. Like he misses those C-, 'just add water' meals she used to make.

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Kevin Jairaj-USA TODAY Sports

Candace asks for Aaron's friends' phone numbers in an effort to hurt him. She can have them and go crazy because his friends are disgusting. She's only hurting herself.

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Scott Olmos-USA TODAY Sports

He would go after her friends, but never having to see them again is one of the many positives of the divorce. What kind of sadist breaks out Monopoly on a game night? It’s the longest, most tedious game of all time, and she thought it was a good idea too!

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Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

Just because she's bringing a date home doesn’t mean Aaron has to put on pants. It’s his house too.

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Scott Sewell-USA TODAY Sports

Aaron really hopes she talks about her “crazy” dreams to her date in front of him. He wants to see that fake interested face on someone else.

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Scott Olmos-USA TODAY Sports

The “I hate you” notes she has been leaving around like her old “I love you” notes are actually kind of funny. They're the only real laughs she's ever gotten out of him.

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Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports

But leaving a note ruining the last episode of Breaking Bad was not funny. That was just cold-blooded.

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Thomas Campbell-USA TODAY Sports

Leaving a note of things she would change about Aaron — again, pretty funny.

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Russ Isabella-USA TODAY Sports

When Aaron chose/settled for her, he didn’t know about eHarmony. How much effort he would have to put into finding someone else was a major factor in his decision to propose to her.

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Matt Kartozian-USA TODAY Sports

Aaron loves the game of chicken they’ve got going with the dishes. That pile is just going to get bigger and bigger until she does something about it. He will eat takeout for the rest of his life if he has to.

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Kevin Jairaj-USA TODAY Sports

The lawyer said she has to stop shopping unless the items are a necessity. For years, that is all he asked from her, and now he's got it. Her one true passion of shopping -- gone.

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Mark L. Baer-USA TODAY Sports

Aaron knows she hid his lucky Chiefs shirt. They’re undefeated right now. How selfish can someone be, messing with something so special out of spite?

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Kirby Lee-USA TODAY Sports

Aaron swears if one more episode of Glee soils his televisions screen, he's going to lose it. She doesn’t watch Glee or Real Housewives in his presence, and he won’t watch any show that has sports writers yelling at each other in front of her. They had a deal!

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Jeff Hanisch-USA TODAY Sports

Candace needs to stop mentioning that their cats are rescues every time she talks about them. First of all, everybody knows by now. She's told everybody they know at least a dozen times. Second, Aaron's the one that actually rescued them!

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John Rieger-USA TODAY Sports

A recent quote from Candace: “Going out to Bingo. If I’m lucky, I’ll win. If I’m really lucky, I’ll meet an actual man.” Very nice. Aaron can’t wait to see what kind of winner she brings home from Bingo.

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Don McPeak-USA TODAY Sports

Candace was the last of her friends to get married and the first to get a divorce. Good job. On the bright side, she will likely be the first of her friends to have two weddings.

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Jerome Miron-USA TODAY Sports

How is she still telling Aaron when she's cold? He know she's cold -- she's always cold. She could turn up the heat, get a sweater, or get a blanket, but no — she thinks mentioning it 20 times a day is the way to deal with it!

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Jim Cowsert-USA TODAY Sports

Candace messed up big time. Aaron was willing to settle for her for the rest of his life, but she threw it all away.

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