Mike Tyson
So maybe Mike Tyson isn't erratically crazy like he was before, but the man is still entertaining. For anyone who hasn't seen his HBO special "The Undisputed Truth," check it out when you get a chance and you'll see what I mean.
So maybe Mike Tyson isn't erratically crazy like he was before, but the man is still entertaining. For anyone who hasn't seen his HBO special "The Undisputed Truth," check it out when you get a chance and you'll see what I mean.
As we all know, Floyd Mayweather has a ton of money and loves to show it off. There is no doubt that this dude would go all out with a Xmas party or any party for that matter.
Terrell Suggs is a wild, crazy and funny dude. You know any party that this guy was at would have a lot of laughing guests.
A couple of things we know about Jacoby Jones. For one he's one hell of a dancer. Secondly, Jones has a certain fondness for women, the adult entertainment variety of women. Sounds like a good time to me.
Richard Sherman likes to talk a lot and sometimes he doesn't have a filter. How great would it be for him to call out certain people who exaggerate stories or straight up lie?
Johnny Manziel should be a slam dunk choice for any party list. The guy is like the athlete version of Barney Stinson. It would be Legen ... wait for it ... DARY.
Tony Romo is a good combination of every thing you'd like in a party host. He's a genuinely nice guy, he's rich and he has a lot of celebrity connections. His Christmas party would probably be like one of those Hollywood red carpet deals.
The ultimate "Bro," Rob Gronkowski is a party animal. Last year Gronk ripped his shirt off and was dancing like a crazy man, and this was with a broken arm. Just imagine, that was probably nothing for him.
Peyton Manning has a great sense of humor; just take a look at his recent interview on ESPN with Ron "I'm kind of a big deal" Burgundy. Of course, my all-time favorite Manning moment had to be the United Way skit on SNL. Tell me you wouldn't want to go to a Manning party and I'd tell you you're un-American.
It's been well documented that Derek Jeter is a man about town. No expenses would be spared for his party guests. Just don't get caught wearing an ugly Christmas sweater to one of his parties.
Alex Ovechkin is considered by many hockey's version of a rock star. The man has passion, energy and intensity. Ovechkin would no doubt be the life of his own Xmas party.
Just look at that man's pants, that should be reason enough to want to go to his Xmas party. It would also help that one of his rooms probably looks like a seedy Atlantic City casino.
Just look at this guy, you know he's a wild man. Just looking at Brian Wilson makes me think of John Belushi in Animal House yelling "TOGA TOGA."
Chad Johnson is funny, can dance and is starved for attention. How could that combination of things fail at a party?
Tim Tebow would not be in the category of party animal or arrogant show off. This is why I put him on the list, I imagine that Tebow would want to embody the true spirit of Christmas at his party. Tebow was a fun guy in his college days too, so his party wouldn't be entirely lame either.
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