Pictures of Recently-Single Angel Hillary Duff, Mike Comrie’s Ex
Pictures of Recently Single Angel, Hillary Duff, Mike Comrie's Ex
Hillary Duff is the most beautiful angel from heaven who graces this dark world with her wonderful light, while her ex-husband Mike Comrie is a mediocre, retired hockey player who somehow landed the most magical flower this planet has ever seen. The couple announced their separation last Friday after three years of marriage. I don’t know what Duff saw in him, but I pray she is okay. I would do anything to make her feel better.
A source close to Duff told People magazine that there was no major incident and that the couple really did just drift apart. That is very good news for Comrie because if I found out he ever hurt her, I would be extremely upset. To be completely honest, I would be enraged, but my non-confrontational side would probably make me chicken out before I ever actually did anything about it. I’m terrified of being punched in the face, and I imagine Comrie has a lot of experience in that field.
The couple will still be involved in each other’s lives as they have a 21-month old son together. Luca Cruz Comrie should have been named Hercules as one of his parents is divine and one is a mere mortal. Anyone who doesn’t think Duff is a goddess needs to listen to her album Metamorphosis from beginning to end, and if you still disagree with me, then you are clearly dead inside.
Let me come clean. I’m incredibly sad for Duff because Comrie is so yesterday, and for whatever reason, she had feelings for him. She is so perfect that my brain won’t even let me imagine a scenario where we are together. Every time I try to date her in mind, she immediately dumps me. She is the personification of that feeling you get when opening the perfect birthday gift that you never expected to receive. I’m not sure if this world deserves her, but here are some pictures from her Facebook page that will help spread the majestic light that she casts upon it.
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