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25. Lane Kiffin

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I bet every Tennessee and USC fan out there can agree with this one. Kiffin spent just one year at Tennessee before bolting to USC and then ran that team into the ground. What a guy.

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24. LeBron James

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Cleveland fans sure do agree with this one. Who holds a press conference on national TV to announce that they are "taking their talents" away from their hometown that showed them so much love? Oh yeah, LeBron did that and now he's Miami's favorite flopper.

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23. Carmelo Anthony

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He's on here for saying he wants to be a free agent after the 2013-14 even before the season began and for throwing a cheap shot at Nate Robinson back in the day. Pretty scummy.

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22. Taylor Lewan

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Just watch the video and let me know if you think he's a scumbag.

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21. Marshall Henderson

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Marshall Henderson yells, screams and is just flat-out annoying. He taunts opposing players and fans like it's his job.

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20. Ozzie Guillen

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Steve Mitchell-USA TODAY Sports

Oh wait, it's not a good idea to swear at the media all the time and praise Hugo Chavez?

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19. Dominic Raiola

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Matt Kartozian-USA TODAY Sports

So it's probably not the best idea to let my anger out on my own fans by flipping them off and calling them out after games? Yeah, maybe I am a scumbag.

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18. Todd Bertuzzi

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Rick Osentoski-USA TODAY Sports

So you're saying that nearly paralyzing another player with a cheap shot is scummy? Never would have guessed.

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17. Richie Incognito

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Chuck Cook-USA TODAY Sports

Don't worry guys, I bullied Jonathan Martin because we are friends. Oh yeah, and I threatened to kill him and called him racial slurs. But it's okay, we are cool.

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16. Mike Rice

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Debby Wong-USA TODAY Sports

I guess we are drawing the line at throwing basketballs at my players? If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball I always say.

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15. Urban Meyer

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Joshua S. Kelly-USA TODAY Sports

I'm probably the best thing to ever happen to the Big Ten. I will step on other teams and steal their recruits all the way to the top -- and lost in the Big Ten title game.

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14. Mark Cuban

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Derick E. Hingle-USA TODAY Sports

Louis noises. That's all the refs and fans hear when Mark Cuban is acting like a child in the stands. He's an oversized millionaire child. Yeah, I said it.

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13. John Calipari

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Bob Donnan-USA TODAY Sports

Besides looking like a used car salesman, I like to go for long walks on the beach as well as not caring about the future of incoming players, setting them free to struggle in the NBA after one season of college.

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12. Chael Sonnen

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Winslow Townson-USA TODAY Sports

How do I describe myself? Well, I'm an enforcer and the best rhymer out there. I like to talk all the trash in the world and humiliate my opponents with my words, sometimes getting humiliated back with a fist.

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11. Terrell Owens

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Kelley L Cox-USA TODAY Sports

Yeah, if you come to my house to interview me, I will be shirtless and working out in my driveway. Ladies love it.

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10. Manny Ramirez

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Brendan Maloney-USA TODAY Sports

My steroid usage has made me age better. I'm still playing baseball past the age of 40. Don't tell anyone I took them, though.

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9. Michael Vick

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Matthew Emmons-USA TODAY Sports

I swear, I didn't know anything about the dogfights that took place at my house under my supervision. I must have been sleeping.

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8. Ndamukong Suh

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Andrew Weber-USA TODAY Sports

I'll be over here taking out people's knees and trying to end some quarterbacks' careers.

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7. Kevin Garnett

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Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports

I'm Kevin Garnett, I can say what I want. If I want to make fun of a player's inability to grow hair on his body, then I will do so. Deal with it.

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6. Chad Johnson

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Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

I didn't hit my wife and force her to file for divorce after doing so. Oh wait, yes I did. And it ruined my football career.

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5. Lance Armstrong

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Twitter

I would throw my own mother under the bus if it meant clearing my name.

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4. Ryan Braun

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Benny Sieu-USA TODAY Sports

I swear I didn't do steroids. The failed drug test was a fluke. Trust me, just ask all my friends who I lied to. Oh, wait.

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3. Tiger Woods

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Brian Spurlock-USA TODAY Sports

I only cheated on my wife like 73 times. I'm still a great golfer -- don't you dare forget that.

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2. Alex Rodriguez

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Brad Penner-USA TODAY Sports

No I didn't do steroids. Oh, can you hand me that syringe and those pills really quick? I have a game in an hour.

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1. Aaron Hernandez

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Mark L. Baer-USA TODAY Sports

I plead the fifth.


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