25 Hot Cheerleader Pictures and Why They’ll Never Date You
25 Hot Cheerleader Pictures and Why They'll Never Date You
Please don’t get me wrong. I don’t think just because these women are attractive they are too good for you. I don’t even think they’re too good for you. I’m just going to give you a few examples of why these women may not be jumping at the chance to date men today.
Sorry to be so critical, but there are pictures of gorgeous women with each criticism to make you feel better. More accurately, the pictures are there to be the primary reason you go through the slideshow. You don’t care what I think -- nobody does. You just want to haggle these beautiful women, which is our first reason why they won’t want to date you.
You shouldn’t want to date them either. It’s not just men who are awful; women are awful too. I’m just making why men should be avoided the focus of this article because posting these pictures for you to gawk at them is bad enough. Adding reasons why I don’t like or trust them on top of that is over my limit.
So to summarize, I think everybody is terrible. Human nature is disgusting, selfish and dishonest, and I think God’s punishment for the way we are is the curse of loneliness. It’s a pretty genius punishment when you think about it. His curse of loneliness forces us to spend our lives with other disgusting, selfish and dishonest creatures until we die. Well-played, God. Anyway, here are some attractive women and some reasons why nobody should love you.
Because you think you have ‘game’ and still use the term ‘game’
Because you’re a millennial, and outside of the video game world you don’t know how to do anything
Because if you’re not a millennial you probably judge them for being useless despite the fact that you don't know how do do anything either.
Because you always smell like Axe Body Spray
Because your cooking skills don’t go beyond Hamburger Helper
Because you won’t shut up about the one little thing you do that isn’t terrible for this planet
Because you made going to the gym a lifestyle
Because they’re not old enough to realize that true love doesn’t exist, and that everybody eventually settles
Because they know you watched Emma Watson grow up and are now attracted to her, and that weirds them out
Because you’re going to be way too pushy about trying to get them to watch your favorite TV shows or movies
Because they work around millionaires who are in incredible shape, and their wishful thinking makes them believe athletes won’t cheat
Because you waited in line at midnight for the release of a video game
Because they want a man, and they saw the pathetic panic attack you had when you lost your phone
Because you’re in one of those celebrity death pools and it's very disturbing that you would root for people to die
Because you care about your music way too much, and sing along with parts of it because you want people to know you know the words
Because you have a collection of empty beer bottles documenting what types of beers you’ve tried, which means your accomplishments are literally garbage
Because they know that Groupon will be deciding the path of your dates soon
Because you’re a man, and the natural thoughts that go through a man’s brain are both terrifying and disgusting to them
Because they need to have their heart ripped apart by a good-looking man with money before they’ll pick someone safe
Because you tried too hard, and in their mind trying too hard is creepy unless an incredibly attractive person is doing it, then it’s romantic
Because you have one of those faces that suggest you have a dark secret
Because you manscape, and they can’t stop picturing that sad process
Because dating websites where they can find out what’s wrong with you before ever having to actually meet exist
Because this isn't the 50's, and women don't need a man anymore, and a puppy can fulfill 90% of their needs
Because trusting anyone in this sick world would be incredibly stupid
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