Vomiting on a Family
Vomiting in a public place is already pretty awful, but if you’re at a sporting event, there’s a good chance you’re going to vomit on a pleasant little family just trying to watch an afternoon game.
Vomiting in a public place is already pretty awful, but if you’re at a sporting event, there’s a good chance you’re going to vomit on a pleasant little family just trying to watch an afternoon game.
You probably won’t get kicked out if you’re a woman who used the men’s bathroom, but there’s a good chance you will if you’re a man using a women’s bathroom. I don’t make the rules, people. Either way you look at it, this is not a classy way to get kicked out of a stadium.
Beer is expensive, and you like to drink it. Throw a soda. Or if you’re at a Detroit game, throw a pop.
The streaking thing may look funny when you’re running, but then you get tackled and taken off the field…naked. It’s not a good look, not for anyone.
Yes, hot dogs make hilarious projectiles, but I’ll invoke the beer argument made before: They’re way too expensive, and you really like to eat them.
If you’re going to get in a fight at a game, don’t make it a game you attended by yourself. No back up, and it's just sad all around.
If you’re watching your home team play, and you get kicked out for heckling them, you should not be allowed back into your home stadium.
If you’re a washed up former athlete, don’t go to your alma mater’s game, yell at the referee and then get kicked out. (See N.C. State’s Tom Gugliotta and Chris Corchiani).
If you’re going to get into a fight at a game, don’t make it a game where you just brought your kid. Self-explanatory, hopefully.
Sometimes players go to the stands while raising a trophy high above their heads, giving the lowly fans a chance to touch the trophy. Don’t be the guy who gets kicked out of the stadium for breaking the trophy during this magical moment.
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