20 Hot Girls You’d Rather Kiss Than Jennette McCurdy

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20 Hot Girls You'd Rather Kiss Than Jennette McCurdy

20 Hot Girls You'd Rather Kiss Than Jennette McCurdy
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There is a wise saying that many live by, especially if you're an adult. As a rule, you should never kiss and tell. It avoids some major headaches down the road since most intimate details should stay just between the ones involved. It's a saying that has been around for hundreds of years, but as one fast forwards to 2014, social media can turn intimate news viral in a matter of seconds. Needless to say, Jennette McCurdy could learn a thing or two about what happens in the bedroom needing stay in the bedroom, especially with her short-lived relationship with Andre Drummond of the Detroit Pistons.

The iCarly star has spoken out on the truth of her relationship (or lack thereof) with Drummond. It all started on social media when Drummond kept using hot pictures of McCurdy and proclaiming her his "woman crush Wednesday". Using the popular hashtag "#wcw" with McCurdys' picture, hundreds upon thousands of people liked it. It gave Drummond an opportunity to do whatever it took to try and get a date or two with her. After much persistence, McCurdy gave in went on a handful of dates with him. It didn't take long for things to get more physical, as she described their first kiss as "disastrous". Everything came to a screeching halt about a week into dating since she just couldn't take it anymore. To make matters worse, she admitted that their lips just didn't match up correctly and it was more awkward kissing than asking for a bacon cheeseburger at a fitness club.

Of course, things didn't end there. Instead of simply keeping it between themselves, McCurdy quickly went to social media after her situation with Drummond. At first, she was saying they were developing some pretty good feelings for one another. Once the lips started locking, it was only a matter of time before it was all over. By the end of the week and immediately after their breakup, she was telling the world that their first kiss made her cringe and that he definitely was not the one for her. Ouch!

Let us all take a look at 20 hot girls we would all rather kiss than McCurdy. She can't even keep her mouth shut on what happens behind closed doors, which means you can't trust a woman like that! This slideshow however, will show you women who wouldn't tell a soul about a sacred kiss between partners!

Luis Tirado Jr. is a New York Jets writer for RantSports.com. Follow him on Twitter, like him on Facebook or add him to your network on Google

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20. Eva Mendes

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Jason Merritt/Staff (Getty Images)

Eva Mendes has done it all between movies, modeling and makeup. She also has a beautiful singing voice. Anyone would easily do a duet with her called "The Kiss"!

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19. Brooklyn Decker

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Erika Goldring/Stringer (Getty Images)

The ever-popular swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker will keep all secrets safe on or off the beach!

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18. Sofia Vergara

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Mike Windle/Stringer (Getty Images)

Sofia Vergara could be watching "Modern Family" with you and would listen to all your secrets during commercials. She'd never tell anyone about them!

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17. Berenice Marlohe

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Eamonn M. McCormack/Stringer (Getty Images)

Berenice Marlohe is a Bond girl, so you know a kiss shared is between you two and a martini!

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16. Sarah Shahi

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Michael Buckner/Staff (Getty Images)

Sarah Shahi use to be a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, and one can only imagine how great of a kisser she is ...

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15. Kaley Cuoco

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Jason Merritt/Staff (Getty Images)

When it comes to Kaley Cuoco, you know the "Big Bang Theory" star loves to kiss guys who love comic books!

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14. Megan Fox

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Kevin Winter/Staff (Getty Images)

Megan Fox is too hot for words. We would destroy transformers to feel the weight of her lips!

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13. Arianny Celeste

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Ethan Miller/Staff (Getty Images)

Arianny Celeste is a UFC ring girl -- talk about someone most would rather kiss than McCurdy inside the Octagon!

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12. Jessica Alba

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Jason Merritt/Staff (Getty Images)

This dark angel would always keep kisses to herself and never resort to tweets describing if you're a bad kisser. Jessica Alba has much more class than that!

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11. Olivia Wilde

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Frazer Harrison/Staff (Getty Images)

Many of us would fight cowboys or aliens for a chance to kiss Olivia Wilde ...

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10. Scarlett Johansson

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The lovely Scarlett Johansson -- no description needed!

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9. Kate Upton

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Donald Bowers/Stringer (Getty Images)

Any of us wouldn't mind doing hair and makeup for the incredibly hot Kate Upton!

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8. Jennifer Lawrence

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Jason Merritt/Staff (Getty Images)

Any of us would gladly venture into the Hunger Games competition for a chance to kiss Jennifer Lawrence under the moonlight!

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7. Mila Kunis

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Alberto E. Rodriguez/Staff (Getty Images)

Mila Kunis is just simply breathtaking! Any of us would punch Kelso in the face to land a kiss with her ...

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6. Candice Swanepoel

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Charley Gallay/Stringer (Getty Images)

Candice Swanepoel is known world wide for being one of the most beautiful models of Victoria's Secret. Even the name of the company she works for has "secret" in it so you know she'd keep things to herself instead of hitting Twitter about bad kisses!

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5. Lolo Jones

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Scott Halleran/Staff (Getty Images)

Olympic gold medalist Lolo Jones knows all about winning, especially when it comes to being in relationships. You'd better believe this Olympic winner knows all about teamwork, no blabbermouth here!

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4. Margot Robbie

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Frazer Harrison/Staff (Getty Images)

We'd all work in Wall Street knowing Margot Robbie was calling all the shots. They say money is everything, yet Margot would keep all your secrets between her and her briefcase!

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3. Adriana Lima

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Dimitrios Kambouris/Staff (Getty Images)

Adriana Lima knows the runway better than any model in the industry. One can imagine we'd all like to kiss her when she's wearing her infamous Victoria Secret wings...

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2. Kerry Washington

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Jason Merritt/Staff (Getty Images)

Kerry Washington knows all about scandals but you better believe her word is sacred. She wouldn't go telling her best friends about bad kissing, she'd just let that be between the two of you.

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1. Angelina Jolie

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Ethan Miller/Staff (Getty Images)

Did you really think any other woman would be No. 1 on this list? What other hot celebrity has a song that actually mentions her lips? Angelina Jolie continues to reign supreme as the hottest girl we'd all rather kiss than Jennette McCurdy!


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  • Dart Vade

    damn dude is really butch, Im still shocked she isnt a les-bo as she is ugly as sin and her voice is deeper than most other guys….ugh

    • bobby bobby

      That’s a bit harsh I wouldn’t say she’s ugly but she’s no looker either.

  • madzack

    fools are still trying to kiss up on angelina jolie?

  • OrlandoRican

    No. 2? I don’t think so.

    • Robert Jackson

      Indeed. My no.1

  • Czechster

    No I would rather kiss my wife. She is so much more desirable than those painted impressions of women. I thank God every day she married me.

    • DatuITIM

      Lucky you, but what a pity for her…bwahahaha! You must be one of those dickheads from czechstreets.com.

    • David Warschauer

      upvote to that!

    • birder

      Being married to one of these is probably like swimming with a Nile croc. Very shortly you wind up as her dinner and then she moves on to find other morsels to chew on.

  • Jim Jimson

    Token black at #2 – ugly and not because she is black!

    • HerrinSchadenfreude

      Kerry Washington is hardly ugly and she’s not the only black person on this list tool, or did you “acquit” Lolo Jones of being black because she gave you a “teensy” bit of wood? You know like all the other blacks who are declared officially “half white” because whites wanna take credit for them?

      If the chick they’re comparing against these women is the one in the masthead picture then there aren’t any losers because that chick looks like Droopy the depressed cartoon dog. But hey, fap to whatever – nobody minds much.

  • Jordan

    Either a gay lib or a worthless feminist made this list

  • Bluto Blutarski

    Joey Heatherton was the hottest. Remember they get old but in her prime hardly any of these could touch her

  • Marc Daneker

    I counted 5 or 6 no more. Of course the list is just nasty and stupid.

  • Negative

    Sorry I’ll take McCurdy over have of those whores.

  • Darth Kenyan

    So you’re taking the side of the STALKER rather than the victim. I see.

    • Lonny Ezen

      Shut the fuck up! He expressed an opinion and she took him on it. You are a VILE and DISGUSTING person for using the victim card. You’re DEMONIC!

      • Darth Kenyan

        Blow me, faggot.

  • Kyle Littleton

    As long as we’re aware that’s.. 21 or 22 and connects with a fanbase that is made up of people underage. This list is particularly petty on top of the fact that I’d prefer McCurdy over all but two of these anyways.

  • icareyetidontcare

    If Jeanette wanted to kiss me, I wouldn’t stop her. We are all human, we all make mistakes. Just because she’s in the spotlight doesn’t make her less human than any of us.

  • DatuITIM

    China, the bully in Asia, is the NEW NAZI!

  • DatuITIM

    Floydick Gayweather should stop those SISSY fights and MAN-UP to Manny PACQUIAO once and for all! Enough of your lame alibis…you are simply robbing the boxing fans of their hard-earned money.

  • sports_medic

    Seems like Mr. Tirado is more than a bit obsessed with Jenette McCurdy. Get over yourself Luis. I have a feeling he’s in no one’s top 15.

  • http://books.google.com/books/about/evi1_a_novel_about_you.html?id=AJPHAgAAQBAJ Darth Figpucker

    Okay, WTF… all I see is some crappy article…. where are the 20 girls? Lame-ass bullshit… I want pics of hot bikini babes or something…. this is effing stupid.

  • Sean Bickel

    im sorry but i’d rather kiss McCurdy than Jolie…

  • WCM

    I would take Jennette McCurdy over Megan Fox any day. Less change for VD. And I don’t find stupid people attractive.

  • stigmata

    Taylor Swift !

  • laurelei

    Sucks when women behave more like men, doesn’t it?

    • Stevens R. Miller

      More like men behave, or more like men behave around you?

      • laurelei

        LOL not around me, I never slept around,nor shared details about it with friends when I did- so that is a moot point. But historically, the men were the ” kiss and tell ” side of the bargain- much to women’s dismay and “tarnish of their honor”, while men were deemed studs and justified. If my comment dinged your chivalrous exoskeleton, take it as a generalization,and not a personal attack, since I don’t know you, and you don’t know me. But it would be HARD to refute the double standard that has existed throughout the centuries. And plainly, men that write an article like the above are aghast when the tables are turned.

  • MarcB1969

    She has hurt her career by making this whole thing public. Her career was based on her being an innocent young adult, not an NBA groupie. She’s not exactly a knockout who will be get roles because she’s hot..

  • Guest

    Luis Tirado Jr. has hidden the posts to his page. Gosh, I wonder why? Slut shaming is so junior high in the 80′s…….