By RanterX on March 10, 2014
Somehow, this man’s face got stretched out before his eyes, nose and mouth were added, yet he scores this gorgeous, mysterious model who everyone is trying to find more about. Who knew the Stanley Cup was such a chick magnet?!
How in the world this hockey player with a horrendous fohawk landed one of the sexiest actresses in the world is beyond us.
Picture Macaulay Culkin’s long lost twin brother who happened to play hockey with this basketball princess. Here’s a barf bag for your frustrated jealousy.
The hot actress who became famous on “The Hills” has a thing for the Bears’ immature, pug-faced quarterback, although we have no idea why. Heck, she even birthed his kid, nicknamed The Cutlet.
The Capitals’ star is arguably the ugliest guy on this list, yet his supermodel girlfriend is arguably the hottest WAG. What gives?!
Sure, he’s one of the best pitchers in MLB, but he’s not much to look at. Heck, he even landed this supermodel extraordinaire, lost her and then got her back! We would never make the mistake of losing Kate the Great if we got her!
How does a Greek NBA journeyman land a sexy model like this with a face like his? Oh, he’s Greek? Thanks, we didn’t know he was Greek. Must be freakin’ great to be Greek.
Rumor has it Lamar is still moping around L.A. trying to get a deal with the Lakers or Clippers while still strung out on drugs. We don’t really know with all the tabloids saying different things, but we do know he’s not exactly easy on the eyes, yet he managed to marry a Kardashian sister who is seemingly getting hotter by the day in less than a month of dating!
Ever man dreams of having a dancer girlfriend with flexibility like that. However, you would think she would prefer a man who didn’t look like Big Bird’s ugly duckling brother.
Sure, he was once a college basketball star, but he’s not anymore and he’s never been even remotely good-looking. Meanwhile, she’s always been talented and attractive and nothing has changed, including our lack of understanding of this relationship.
We’ve never really found anyone who doesn’t like the big German, but we’ve also never found anyone who thought he was the slightest bit attractive. His new wife is VERY easy on the eyes, so what does she see in him? Ok, he’s funny, but still…
Sure, he’s an NBA player, but he can’t stay with one team and he can’t find a plastic surgeon to improve his looks. However, he managed to land this stunning model who is also a star of the TV show “Basketball Wives: LA”. We can’t figure this one out, either.
Remember the whole Big Bird ugly duckling brother thing about Gasol? Well, that also applies to Asik and his smokin’ hot model girlfriend, who really needs more photo shoots because she’s under appreciated. However, he can definitely take a hiatus from cameras.
This inconsistent NBA big man has his good days on the court, but there’s a reason he’s playing ball and not in GQ. However, his hot PR Director lady friend doesn’t seem to notice, although it’s hard not to notice her.
There’s something sexy about tatted up women and the Seahawks’ running back obviously thinks so too, but tattoos don’t make him any less easy on the eyes. Thus, the only explanation for this relationship can be their mutual love for Skittles.
Heisman Shmeisman. Johnny Football is going to flop in the NFL just like he would flop any photo shoot that wasn’t mandatory for his team. However, he keeps landing these smokin’ hot babes and his latest gal pal is the sexiest one yet. We’re still scratching our heads here.
If you haven’t heard of this stunning model who won the title “Miss Internet” by a random Czech website in 2005, you need to check her out. However, you can pass on her NHL boyfriend — he’s not winning any beauty pageant anytime soon.
He’s an NHL player whose face got hit with a frying pan. She’s a doctor — a real doctor who you go see when you’re sick. (Cough, cough) We’re definitely coming down with something…
Ok, so he has a ring with the Seahawks. We’d put a ring on her in a heartbeat! She’d be crazy to take a ring from him!
Brother man is a safety who played at Oklahoma State. Babe in the picture is a former TCU and Cowboys cheerleader — basically an all-around Dallas hottie. Apparently she needs to contact lenses.
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