Hot WAGs of Unattractive Athletes

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You probably think you’re at least an average-looking guy and if so, you’re probably lucky enough to have a relatively attractive significant other. It’s highly unlikely that your face resembles that of a dog’s butt and it’s also safe to say you’re not dating a model. However, there are quite a few athletes whose lives are described perfectly by that previous sentence, but there’s no way these hot ladies think these fellas are “cute”.

Andrea Bargnani (Nawal Ayoub)

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Andrea Bargnani (Nawal Ayoub)

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This dude is an overrated, overpaid NBA player who looks like his face was run through a meat grinder, yet he lands this stunning Colombian-Lebanese model/actress. Look at her!

Marco Jaric (Adriana Lima)

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Marco Jaric (Adriana Lima)

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This guy is one of the biggest NBA draft busts of all time and looks like Super Mario came to life in an experiment that went terribly wrong. She’s a swimsuit model who makes all men drool. Mind = blown.

Jonathan Toews (Lindsey Vecchione)

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Jonathan Toews (Lindsey Vecchione)

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Somehow, this man’s face got stretched out before his eyes, nose and mouth were added, yet he scores this gorgeous, mysterious model who everyone is trying to find more about. Who knew the Stanley Cup was such a chick magnet?!

Dion Phaneuf (Elisha Cuthbert)

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Dion Phaneuf (Elisha Cuthbert)

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How in the world this hockey player with a horrendous fohawk landed one of the sexiest actresses in the world is beyond us.

Brandon Dubinsky (Brenna McGuire)

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Brandon Dubinsky (Brenna McGuire)

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Picture Macaulay Culkin’s long lost twin brother who happened to play hockey with this basketball princess. Here’s a barf bag for your frustrated jealousy.

Dustin Johnson (Paulina Gretzky)

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Dustin Johnson (Paulina Gretzky)

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Put simply, The Great One’s daughter could pretty much just snap her fingers and have any boyfriend she wanted. However, she’s not only dating this pin-headed golfer; she’s engaged to him. What the what?!

Jay Cutler (Kristin Cavallari)

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Jay Cutler (Kristin Cavallari)

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The hot actress who became famous on “The Hills” has a thing for the Bears’ immature, pug-faced quarterback, although we have no idea why. Heck, she even birthed his kid, nicknamed The Cutlet.

Alex Ovechkin (Maria Kirilenko)

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Alex Ovechkin (Maria Kirilenko)

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The Capitals’ star is arguably the ugliest guy on this list, yet his supermodel girlfriend is arguably the hottest WAG. What gives?!

Shaun White (Bar Refaeli)

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Shaun White (Bar Refaeli)

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The snowboarding champ became a chump at the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, yet his Israeli model girlfriend went makeup-less on the beach and looked as stunning as ever. Your blood is boiling, huh?

Justin Verlander (Kate Upton)

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Justin Verlander (Kate Upton)

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Sure, he’s one of the best pitchers in MLB, but he’s not much to look at. Heck, he even landed this supermodel extraordinaire, lost her and then got her back! We would never make the mistake of losing Kate the Great if we got her!

Kosta Koufos (Leia Sergakis)

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Kosta Koufos (Leia Sergakis)

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How does a Greek NBA journeyman land a sexy model like this with a face like his? Oh, he’s Greek? Thanks, we didn’t know he was Greek. Must be freakin’ great to be Greek.

Lamar Odom (Khloe Kardashian)

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Lamar Odom (Khloe Kardashian)

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Rumor has it Lamar is still moping around L.A. trying to get a deal with the Lakers or Clippers while still strung out on drugs. We don’t really know with all the tabloids saying different things, but we do know he’s not exactly easy on the eyes, yet he managed to marry a Kardashian sister who is seemingly getting hotter by the day in less than a month of dating!

Pau Gasol (Silvia Lopez Castro)

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Ever man dreams of having a dancer girlfriend with flexibility like that. However, you would think she would prefer a man who didn’t look like Big Bird’s ugly duckling brother.

Shelden Williams (Candace Parker)

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Shelden Williams (Candace Parker)

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Sure, he was once a college basketball star, but he’s not anymore and he’s never been even remotely good-looking. Meanwhile, she’s always been talented and attractive and nothing has changed, including our lack of understanding of this relationship.

Dirk Nowitzki (Jessica Olsson)

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Dirk Nowitzki (Jessica Olsson)

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We’ve never really found anyone who doesn’t like the big German, but we’ve also never found anyone who thought he was the slightest bit attractive. His new wife is VERY easy on the eyes, so what does she see in him? Ok, he’s funny, but still…

Jannero Pargo (Malaysia Pargo)

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Jannero Pargo (Malaysia Pargo)

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Sure, he’s an NBA player, but he can’t stay with one team and he can’t find a plastic surgeon to improve his looks. However, he managed to land this stunning model who is also a star of the TV show “Basketball Wives: LA”. We can’t figure this one out, either.

Omer Asik (Lindsay Davis)

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Omer Asik (Lindsay Davis)

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Remember the whole Big Bird ugly duckling brother thing about Gasol? Well, that also applies to Asik and his smokin’ hot model girlfriend, who really needs more photo shoots because she’s under appreciated. However, he can definitely take a hiatus from cameras.

Spencer Hawes (Gina Antoniello)

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Spencer Hawes (Gina Antoniello)

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This inconsistent NBA big man has his good days on the court, but there’s a reason he’s playing ball and not in GQ. However, his hot PR Director lady friend doesn’t seem to notice, although it’s hard not to notice her.

Marshawn Lynch (Charmaine Glock)

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Marshawn Lynch (Charmaine Glock)

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There’s something sexy about tatted up women and the Seahawks’ running back obviously thinks so too, but tattoos don’t make him any less easy on the eyes. Thus, the only explanation for this relationship can be their mutual love for Skittles.

Johnny Manziel (Lauren Hanley)

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Johnny Manziel (Lauren Hanley)

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Heisman Shmeisman. Johnny Football is going to flop in the NFL just like he would flop any photo shoot that wasn’t mandatory for his team. However, he keeps landing these smokin’ hot babes and his latest gal pal is the sexiest one yet. We’re still scratching our heads here.

Jaromir Jagr (Inna Puhajkova)

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Jaromir Jagr (Inna Puhajkova)

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If you haven’t heard of this stunning model who won the title “Miss Internet” by a random Czech website in 2005, you need to check her out. However, you can pass on her NHL boyfriend — he’s not winning any beauty pageant anytime soon.

Ryan Miller (Noureen Dewulf)

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Ryan Miller (Noureen Dewulf)

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USA hockey fans love Ryan Miller for his Olympic heroics in 2010, but no one ever said anything about his looks. However, his actress wife is arguably the hottest woman on TV. This equation doesn’t exactly add up.

Sam Gagner (Rachel Linke)

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Sam Gagner (Rachel Linke)

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He’s an NHL player whose face got hit with a frying pan. She’s a doctor — a real doctor who you go see when you’re sick. (Cough, cough) We’re definitely coming down with something…

Jermaine Kearse (Marisa Ventura)

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Jermaine Kearse (Marisa Ventura)

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Ok, so he has a ring with the Seahawks. We’d put a ring on her in a heartbeat! She’d be crazy to take a ring from him!

Zack Craig (Jordan Daigle)

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Zack Craig (Jordan Daigle)

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Brother man is a safety who played at Oklahoma State. Babe in the picture is a former TCU and Cowboys cheerleader — basically an all-around Dallas hottie. Apparently she needs to contact lenses.


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