15 Hot Cheerleader Pictures with Pickup Lines to Win Them Over

15 Hot Cheerleader Pictures with Pickup Lines to Win Them Over

Washington Redskins v Philadelphia Eagles
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Most cheerleader slideshows just give you pictures so you can dream about the gorgeous women. This one is going to give you the perfect pickup lines to help you make those dreams come true. Enjoy, and good luck.

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Washington Redskins v Atlanta Falcons
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Washington Redskins v Atlanta Falcons
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Don't you watch movies or television? Hot women are supposed to date way beneath themselves.

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Cincinnati Bengals v Miami Dolphins
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Cincinnati Bengals v Miami Dolphins
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(whisper) If there is a "Richie Incognito" on your cheerleading squad, blink twice. Just kidding. How about a phone number?

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New England Patriots v Houston Texans
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New England Patriots v Houston Texans
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There must be something pretty amazing about me considering I expect you to buy me dinner.

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Oakland Raiders v Dallas Cowboys
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Oakland Raiders v Dallas Cowboys
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The more attractive a man is, the more you'll be worried about him cheating on you. Do you want peace of mind, or an attractive guy whose looks will eventually get old for you?

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Oakland Raiders v Dallas Cowboys
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Oakland Raiders v Dallas Cowboys
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You're so hot I wouldn't mind that much if you had terrible breath. You should still brush your teeth because oral hygiene is important, but if you didn't, I could deal with it.

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Washington Redskins v Philadelphia Eagles
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Washington Redskins v Philadelphia Eagles
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What I lack in looks and personality, I more than make up for with fantasy football skills.

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Washington Redskins v Philadelphia Eagles
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Washington Redskins v Philadelphia Eagles
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Do you believe in love at first sight of someone's butt?

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Washington Redskins v Minnesota Vikings
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Washington Redskins v Minnesota Vikings
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You have the most beautiful belly button I've ever seen. I don't like most people's because it's typically one of the most unhygienic areas of a person's body. But yours is lovely, regardless of whether or not you clean it as thoroughly and often as you should.

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San Francisco 49ers v Jacksonville Jaguars
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San Francisco 49ers v Jacksonville Jaguars
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Would you like to get together sometime and discuss the lack of quality fantasy options on the Jacksonville Jaguars?

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New York Jets v Atlanta Falcons
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New York Jets v Atlanta Falcons
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I don't want to die alone, do you?

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FIVB Smart Grand Slam - Day 2
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FIVB Smart Grand Slam - Day 2
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I like my women the way I like my coffee -- any way, I'm not very picky.

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Winnipeg Jets v Philadelphia Flyers
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Winnipeg Jets v Philadelphia Flyers
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You ice girls get the job done, while cheerleaders just dance around. You're productivity drives me wild.

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Tostitos Fiesta Bowl - Oregon v Kansas State
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Tostitos Fiesta Bowl - Oregon v Kansas State
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It's hard to learn from the mistakes you don't make. Let's go out.

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Olympics Day 1 - Beach Volleyball
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Olympics Day 1 - Beach Volleyball
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Considering how many people's bare feet are constantly walking through that sand, you probably shouldn't be rolling around in it. Would you like to get some dinner? After you've cleaned yourself thoroughly, of course.

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Tampa Bay Buccaneers v Dallas Cowboys
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Tampa Bay Buccaneers v Dallas Cowboys
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You're so gorgeous that I would do anything and everything you wanted if we dated. I would be your little lap dog, but honestly, only for about five months or so. At some point, my extreme attraction to you will fade a bit, and that's when I'd probably like to do things that I like every once in awhile. Phone number, please.


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