10 Athletes Who Need Some Serious Dental Work Done

By Brian Davis

10 Athletes Who Need Some Serious Dental Work Done

Alex Ovechkin Capitals — Everybody enjoys looking at a big happy smile, right? Well if you happen to be gazing at the chompers on these 10 athletes, you may just change your tune. Now close the blinds, hide the women and children and put on a strong face as we take a house of horrors tour through the mouths of 10 well-known athletes.

10. James Harden

James Harden Rockets

10. James Harden

James Harden Rockets — Harden is one of the elite players in the NBA. Genetics seem to have committed a flagrant foul on his teeth, though.

9. Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps Swimmer

9. Michael Phelps

Michael Phelps Swimmer — Is there a procedure to reduce tooth size by 20 percent? Whenever I look at Phelps, all I can think about is the donkey from Shrek.

8. Chris Johnson

Chris Johnson Jets

8. Chris Johnson

Chris Johnson Jets — The problem here is that Johnson already received some serious dental work. Those gold teeth make it look like he hasn't used a toothbrush in about two years. Maybe someone else could pull it off, though.

7. Kimbo Slice

Kimbo Slice MMA

7. Kimbo Slice

Kimbo Slice MMA — Nope. Gold teeth look ridiculous on everybody. You know what? Kimbo's grill kind of reminds me of that James Bond henchman who could bite through metal. You see it, right?

6. Carla Suarez Navarro

Carla Suarez Navarro Tennis

6. Carla Suarez Navarro

Carla Suarez Navarro Tennis — This Spanish tennis star is ranked No. 15 on the WTA tour. Her extraordinarily large teeth, however, are ranked far lower.

5. Alex Ovechkin

Alex Ovechkin Capitals

5. Alex Ovechkin

Alex Ovechkin Capitals — Ovechkin has one of those faces that only a mother could love, but even she can't stand looking at that crooked smile of his.

4. Anthony Davis

Anthony Davis Pelicans

4. Anthony Davis

Anthony Davis Pelicans — Contrary to popular belief, Davis' unibrow is actually not his worst feature. What on earth is going on with those bottom teeth?

3. Ronaldinho

Ronaldinho Soccer

3. Ronaldinho

Ronaldinho Soccer — Ronaldinho is considered one of the best soccer players of all time. His smile, on the other hand, is considered the thing of children's nightmares.

2. Beth Tweddle

Beth Tweddle Gymnast

2. Beth Tweddle

Beth Tweddle Gymnast — This lovely lady is considered one of Britain's best gymnasts ever. Good luck sleeping tonight after seeing this picture of her, though.

1. Sean Couturier

Sean Couturier Flyers

1. Sean Couturier

Sean Couturier Flyers — I was wondering the same thing. Do you think an actual puck could fit through that gap? I smell a pay-per-view special here.

Brian Davis is a fantasy sports writer for www.RantSports.com. Follow him on Twitter @SportsGuyBrian, ”Like” him on Facebook, or add him to your network on Google.

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