15 Athlete Names That Sound Extremely Dirty

15 Athlete Names That Sound Extremely Dirty

By Chris Lehman

September 17, 2014

15 Athlete Names That Sound Extremely Dirty

HaHa Clinton-Dix — Some athletes have names that instantly make them more intimidating, such as Usain Bolt or Whitney Mercilus. And then there's these guys...

Some athletes have names that instantly make them more intimidating, such as Usain Bolt or Whitney Mercilus. And then there's these guys...

15. Danny Woodhead

Danny Woodhead

15. Danny Woodhead

Danny Woodhead — Nothing makes me happier than when Woodhead reaches the end zone.

Nothing makes me happier than when Woodhead reaches the end zone.

14. Dong Dong

Trampoline

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14. Dong Dong

Trampoline — Dong Dong came out on top at the 2012 Summer Olympics for his trampoline routine.

Dong Dong came out on top at the 2012 Summer Olympics for his trampoline routine.

13. B.J. Lovett

Football

13. B.J. Lovett

Football — Hey, at least the former Michigan State wide receiver is straight forward.

Hey, at least the former Michigan State wide receiver is straight forward.

12. Chubb Small

Marshall Thundering Herd

12. Chubb Small

Marshall Thundering Herd — Not sure what his parents were thinking, but I suppose this could be worse.

Not sure what his parents were thinking, but I suppose this could be worse.

11. Dick Butkus

Chicago Bears Helmet

11. Dick Butkus

Chicago Bears Helmet — While spectators can laugh at his name, offensive players in the NFL found nothing about Butkus funny.

While spectators can laugh at his name, offensive players in the NFL found nothing about Butkus funny.

10. HaHa Clinton-Dix

HaHa Clinton-Dix

10. HaHa Clinton-Dix

HaHa Clinton-Dix — The subject of my favorite fantasy football team name of all time, HaHa Monica loves Clinton Dix.

The subject of my favorite fantasy football team name of all time, HaHa Monica loves Clinton Dix.

9. Harry Douglas

Harry Douglas

9. Harry Douglas

Harry Douglas — Need I say more?

Need I say more?

8. Harry Colon

Missouri Helmet

8. Harry Colon

Missouri Helmet — While we’re on the topic.

While we’re on the topic.

7. Destinee Hooker

Destinee Hooker

7. Destinee Hooker

Destinee Hooker — Hopefully Destinee doesn’t believe in destiny.

Hopefully Destinee doesn’t believe in destiny.

6. Misty Hyman

Olympic Rings

6. Misty Hyman

Olympic Rings — Yikes!

Yikes!

5. Lucious Pusey

Eastern Illinois University

5. Lucious Pusey

Eastern Illinois University — As fellow graduates of Eastern Illinois University, Mike Shanahan, Sean Payton and Tony Romo all have ties with Lucious Pusey.

As fellow graduates of Eastern Illinois University, Mike Shanahan, Sean Payton and Tony Romo all have ties with Lucious Pusey.

4. Wang Liqin

Table Tennis

4. Wang Liqin

Table Tennis — Maybe I’m not pronouncing this right, but Wang Liqin was the No. 1 ranked table tennis player for a stretch of 25 months. In other words, Wang Liqin was the best.

Maybe I’m not pronouncing this right, but Wang Liqin was the No. 1 ranked table tennis player for a stretch of 25 months. In other words, Wang Liqin was the best.

3. Rusty Kuntz

Rusty Kuntz

3. Rusty Kuntz

Rusty Kuntz — Rusty Kuntz hit the game-winning RBI in the 1984 World Series. But let’s be real, that’s not what he’s remembered for.

Rusty Kuntz hit the game-winning RBI in the 1984 World Series. But let’s be real, that’s not what he’s remembered for.

2. Dick Trickle

Nascar

2. Dick Trickle

Nascar — Let’s just say he was lucky he was really good at what he did.

Let’s just say he was lucky he was really good at what he did.

1. Johnny Dickshot

MLB Baseballs

1. Johnny Dickshot

MLB Baseballs — It sure didn’t help that Johnny gave himself the nickname, “Ugly.” You put it together.

It sure didn’t help that Johnny gave himself the nickname, “Ugly.” You put it together.

Chris Lehman is a New Orleans Saints Writer for www.RantSports.com. Follow him on Twitter @ChrisBreezy91, like him on Facebook or add him to your network on Google.

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