15 Athlete Names That Sound Extremely Dirty
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Some athletes have names that instantly make them more intimidating, such as Usain Bolt or Whitney Mercilus. And then there's these guys...
15. Danny Woodhead
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15. Danny Woodhead
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Nothing makes me happier than when Woodhead reaches the end zone.
14. Dong Dong
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14. Dong Dong
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Dong Dong came out on top at the 2012 Summer Olympics for his trampoline routine.
13. B.J. Lovett
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13. B.J. Lovett
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Hey, at least the former Michigan State wide receiver is straight forward.
12. Chubb Small
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12. Chubb Small
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Not sure what his parents were thinking, but I suppose this could be worse.
11. Dick Butkus
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11. Dick Butkus
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While spectators can laugh at his name, offensive players in the NFL found nothing about Butkus funny.
10. HaHa Clinton-Dix
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10. HaHa Clinton-Dix
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The subject of my favorite fantasy football team name of all time, HaHa Monica loves Clinton Dix.
9. Harry Douglas
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9. Harry Douglas
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8. Harry Colon
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8. Harry Colon
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While we’re on the topic.
7. Destinee Hooker
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7. Destinee Hooker
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Hopefully Destinee doesn’t believe in destiny.
6. Misty Hyman
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6. Misty Hyman
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5. Lucious Pusey
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5. Lucious Pusey
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As fellow graduates of Eastern Illinois University, Mike Shanahan, Sean Payton and Tony Romo all have ties with Lucious Pusey.
4. Wang Liqin
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4. Wang Liqin
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Maybe I’m not pronouncing this right, but Wang Liqin was the No. 1 ranked table tennis player for a stretch of 25 months. In other words, Wang Liqin was the best.
3. Rusty Kuntz
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3. Rusty Kuntz
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Rusty Kuntz hit the game-winning RBI in the 1984 World Series. But let’s be real, that’s not what he’s remembered for.
2. Dick Trickle
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2. Dick Trickle
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Let’s just say he was lucky he was really good at what he did.
1. Johnny Dickshot
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1. Johnny Dickshot
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It sure didn’t help that Johnny gave himself the nickname, “Ugly.” You put it together.
Chris Lehman is a New Orleans Saints Writer for www.RantSports.com . Follow him on Twitter @ChrisBreezy91 , like him on Facebook or add him to your network on Google.
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