15 Hot Female Athletes You’d Let Pinch You on St. Patrick’s Day

By RanterX

Female Athletes You'd Let Pinch You on St. Patty's Day

Premiere Of Lionsgate Films' — Let's be honest here. St. Patrick's Day isn't about much more than drinking green beer. However, if you play your cards right, it's also an opportunity to give that cute girl at work a playful pinch when she doesn't wear green to the office. Or it could be an opportunity to get pinched by one of these gorgeous female athletes.

If you find yourself around any of these female athletes on March 17, discard any green clothing immediately.

Anna Semenovich

Anna Semenovich 17

Anna Semenovich

Anna Semenovich 17 — Semenovich might be past her days of ice dancing, but she’s still keeping it tight. The former Olympian certainly knows how to turn heads, and would absolutely turn your head as she pinched you for not following the Irish holiday’s rule of wearing green.

Tiffany Brien

Tiffany Brien

Tiffany Brien

Tiffany Brien — Former winner of the Miss Northern Ireland honor, Brien is an Irish native who also excels as a bodybuilder. You better hope you’re not wearing green if you’re around Brien on St. Patrick’s Day.

Alana Blanchard

Alana Blanchard

Alana Blanchard

Alana Blanchard — Blanchard is one of the most beautiful professional surfers in the world, which makes it understandable why spending St. Patrick’s Day anywhere near her is a great move. Just don’t wear green and hope she notices you.

Ronda Rousey

Ronda Rousey

Ronda Rousey

Ronda Rousey — Rousey is the best female MMA fighter in the world, and she’s not afraid to assert her dominance – even in the form of a St. Patrick’s Day pinch. If you pinch her back, she may just be forced to change her mind on the whole “fighting a man” thing.

Jen Selter

Jen Selter

Jen Selter

Jen Selter — While calling Selter an “athlete” may be a bit of stretch, it’s easy to understand why you’d want to let her pinch you on St. Patrick’s Day. The fitness enthusiast famous for her large derriere might even let you pinch her back – if you possess the luck of the Irish.

Una Healy

Una Healy

Una Healy

Una Healy — She may be a singer-songwriter and television host now, but Healy was once a championship swimmer in her home country of Ireland. Don’t act like you would mind Healy giving you a pinch – assuming her husband wasn’t around.

Lindsey Vonn

Lindsey Vonn

Lindsey Vonn

Lindsey Vonn — Vonn is an outstanding ski racer, and one of the most well-known female athletes in the world. Not only would being at the same St. Patrick’s Day party as her prove you are doing something right in life, but you might get to meet Tiger Woods.

Katie Taylor

Katie Taylor

Katie Taylor

Katie Taylor — Not only is Taylor a native of Ireland, but she’s also a pretty awesome boxer. If she happens to pinch you for not wearing green on St. Patrick’s Day, it’s best to take it and avoid pinching her back – she may just knock you out.

Anais Zanotti

Anais Zanotti

Anais Zanotti

Anais Zanotti — Zanotti is a pure stunner, plain and simple. When she enters the room, you know it – even if you’re not looking in her direction. If you’ve got some luck of the Irish playing in your favor, she might even taking you with her on her next skydiving excursion.

Sierra Blair-Coyle

Sierra Blair Coyle

Sierra Blair-Coyle

Sierra Blair Coyle — She might seem like a sweet, innocent girl, but Blair-Coyle is about as tough as they come. She’s a seasoned rock climbing veteran whose fingers are probably more muscular than your arms and legs combined. Her pinch might even leave a bruise, but it’d be well worth getting her attention on St. Patrick’s Day.

Michelle Jenneke

Michelle Jenneke

Michelle Jenneke

Michelle Jenneke — The hurdler famous for her pre-race dance would be just the type of female athlete to meet at a St. Patrick’s Day party. Not only is she free-spirited and outgoing, but she might even do her signature dance after giving you a pinch.

Erica Hosseini

Erica Hosseini

Erica Hosseini

Erica Hosseini — Another professional surfer – and model – Hosseini certainly knows how to make an impression. If you were lucky and happened to be at the same St. Patrick’s Day party as her, maybe she’d make an impression on you. Don’t act like you’d mind.

Jackie Perez

Jackie Perez

Jackie Perez

Jackie Perez — Whether or not you consider CrossFit to be a sport, Perez fits into the “athlete” category in my mind. She takes great care of her body and would certainly call you out for yours as she pinched you on St. Patrick’s Day.

Claire McGlynn

Claire McGlynn

Claire McGlynn

Claire McGlynn — A well-rounded athlete, McGlynn has dabbled in a number of sports – including track and rugby. Although the Ireland native’s biggest impact came as a track star, McGlynn would surely give you a run for your money in the pinching department.

Eugenie Bouchard

Eugenie Bouchard

Eugenie Bouchard

Eugenie Bouchard — Don’t let that cute smile fool you. Bouchard is an awesome athlete and even more awesome competitor. The young tennis star is quickly rising up the rankings, but would gladly take the time to put you in your place if you opted against wearing green.

Share On Facebook

Share