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Up until the advent of Bubble Soccer, pretty much everything inside a bubble was lame — just ask Pauly Shore. This new recreational phenomenon is full-contact, full-tilt and fully certified to rock your world while blowing your mind.
10. The Best Sports Noises -- All The Time
10. The Best Sports Noises -- All The Time
Goodbye, Gary.
9. The Collisions
9. The Collisions
It’s almost as if it were a video game.
8. The Headers
8. The Headers
Well this might be a header; I believe that’s what’s going on here.
7. The Highlights
7. The Highlights
Don’t stop until you pop and then likely break every bone in your body.
6. You Get To Keep Your Sweat To Yourself
6. You Get To Keep Your Sweat To Yourself
There’s a certain Braveheart quality to bubble soccer, except that you can lead the charge without soaking your contemporaries in sweat. Nobody wants another person’s salt juice splashing them.
5. The Instant Rivalry
5. The Instant Rivalry
This is like the beginnings of American football, except without the troublesome fatalities.
4. The Instant Karma
4. The Instant Karma
Momentum equals mass multiplied by velocity — or at least it once did.
3. It’s Awesome In All Increments Of Time
3. It’s Awesome In All Increments Of Time
All that’s missing are the unbelievable facial expressions that have to be happening inside those orbs.
2. “Bully Mode”
2. “Bully Mode”
Looks like somebody uses their GNC Gold Card.
1. And Of Course, The Collisions
1. And Of Course, The Collisions
It’s not just songs by Creed that can “take you higher” anymore.
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