Shirtless Man Steals Indianapolis 500 Pace Car

Indianapolis 500 pace car stolen from dealership –> http://t.co/8DCrA1ezv5

— Yahoo Sports (@YahooSports) April 9, 2015

If Hollywood isn’t too busy rebooting comic-book movies, a few executives should assign some writers to this story.

According to Yahoo! Sports, a shirtless and bespectacled suspect stole an Indianapolis 500 pace car from a local car dealership. The thief then drove it down a flight of stairs and through a window. Authorities have found the car but the suspect remains on the lam.

Looks like we finally have Paul Blart meets ‘Furious 7.’ I’m pumped for summer 2016.

Jerry Landry is a writer for www.RantSports.com. Follow Jerry on Twitter at @Jerry2Landry, “Like” him on Facebook or add him on Google.