15 Athletes Who Are Bigger Babies Than Drake

Unlike the rapper Drake, this list starts from the top. But just like Drake, these 15 athletes sing the same crybaby chorus.

15 Athletes Who Are Bigger Babies Than Drake

Unlike the rapper Drake, this list starts from the top. But just like Drake, these 15 athletes sing the same crybaby chorus.

15. Dez Bryant

Never forget, Dez Bryant ran onto the field without his helmet during a playoff game, argued a call with a ref, the call ended up getting reversed and Bryant received zero disciplinary action. What an effective whiner! Well, up until the “no-catch” at Lambeau.

15. Dez Bryant

Never forget, Dez Bryant ran onto the field without his helmet during a playoff game, argued a call with a ref, the call ended up getting reversed and Bryant received zero disciplinary action. What an effective whiner! Well, up until the “no-catch” at Lambeau.

14. Alex Rodriguez

It’s hard to conjure sympathy for someone who makes so much money and relentlessly lies to fans. Sorry, A-Roid. Go cry on your own shoulder and try not to mess up the mirror.

14. Alex Rodriguez

It’s hard to conjure sympathy for someone who makes so much money and relentlessly lies to fans. Sorry, A-Roid. Go cry on your own shoulder and try not to mess up the mirror.

13. Sidney Crosby

Just like bacon, Sidney Crosby is another Canadian product Americans can’t seem to agree with.

13. Sidney Crosby

Just like bacon, Sidney Crosby is another Canadian product Americans can’t seem to agree with.

12. Paul Pierce

Don’t think we forgot about you, Paul Pierce. The “truth” is that you like to embellish a bit on the dings and scrapes when you tip-toe through the lane.

12. Paul Pierce

Don’t think we forgot about you, Paul Pierce. The “truth” is that you like to embellish a bit on the dings and scrapes when you tip-toe through the lane.

11. Lionel Messi

Messi is arguably the best soccer talent in the world but unfortunately it’s inscribed within the job description to be a baby. Take flopping out of the guise of “gamesmanship” and maybe we can talk.

11. Lionel Messi

Messi is arguably the best soccer talent in the world but unfortunately it’s inscribed within the job description to be a baby. Take flopping out of the guise of “gamesmanship” and maybe we can talk.

10. Glen Davis

Davis’ nickname is “Big Baby.” Is there really any need to elaborate?

10. Glen Davis

Davis’ nickname is “Big Baby.” Is there really any need to elaborate?

9. LeBron James

I’m one of the few people outside of Cleveland (wow, never thought I’d type that again) that love LeBron. But you gotta stop with the hysterics when you don’t get a call, King James. I get it, you’ll never be as beloved as Michael Jordan and you may never receive the benefit of every Jordan no-call, but again, c’mon man!

9. LeBron James

I’m one of the few people outside of Cleveland (wow, never thought I’d type that again) that love LeBron. But you gotta stop with the hysterics when you don’t get a call, King James. I get it, you’ll never be as beloved as Michael Jordan and you may never receive the benefit of every Jordan no-call, but again, c’mon man!

8. Terrell Owens

Although no longer professional, I’d still consider Terrell Owens an athlete. Off the field Owens busted his rump like none other, but on the field is where his whiny tenor revealed its annoying identity.

8. Terrell Owens

Although no longer professional, I’d still consider Terrell Owens an athlete. Off the field Owens busted his rump like none other, but on the field is where his whiny tenor revealed its annoying identity.

7. Cristiano Ronaldo

Although flopping is “part of the game,” Ronaldo has made flopping a huge part of his game.

7. Cristiano Ronaldo

Although flopping is “part of the game,” Ronaldo has made flopping a huge part of his game.

6. Tim Duncan

Did Tim Duncan just get called for a foul or did somebody start a Dungeons and Dragons game without him? I can never tell.

6. Tim Duncan

Did Tim Duncan just get called for a foul or did somebody start a Dungeons and Dragons game without him? I can never tell.

5. Jay Cutler

Jay Cutler is a human emoticon — from the angry section.

5. Jay Cutler

Jay Cutler is a human emoticon — from the angry section.

4. Dwight Howard

Dwight Howard is what you’d call a “deflector.” Chronically complaining about calls, tossing teammates under the bus as if there’s a quota to meet and demanding trades immediately upon arrival — deflecting all criticism as if Howard has never been the problem.

4. Dwight Howard

Dwight Howard is what you’d call a “deflector.” Chronically complaining about calls, tossing teammates under the bus as if there’s a quota to meet and demanding trades immediately upon arrival — deflecting all criticism as if Howard has never been the problem.

3. Zack Greinke

Zack Greinke isn’t high on Australia and oh yeah, he looks like a psychopath! Deep down though, Greinke is just a big baseball baby.

3. Zack Greinke

Zack Greinke isn’t high on Australia and oh yeah, he looks like a psychopath! Deep down though, Greinke is just a big baseball baby.

2. Kevin Love

Until the Cleveland Cavaliers turned things around, I was pretty certain Kevin Love cried every day and carried around a teddy bear. The lumpy disposition, the lack of conviction, all signs pointed to Love being an oversized baby.

2. Kevin Love

Until the Cleveland Cavaliers turned things around, I was pretty certain Kevin Love cried every day and carried around a teddy bear. The lumpy disposition, the lack of conviction, all signs pointed to Love being an oversized baby.

1. Cole Hamels

Nobody has fallen from grace harder than Cole Hamels has plummeted in Philly. Yes, he should be traded, but no, he shouldn’t consistently complain. Until then it’s Wawa, not “Wah Wah.” Get it right, Hamels.

1. Cole Hamels

Nobody has fallen from grace harder than Cole Hamels has plummeted in Philly. Yes, he should be traded, but no, he shouldn’t consistently complain. Until then it’s Wawa, not “Wah Wah.” Get it right, Hamels.