CBS Sports Twitter Feed Has Jokes Like Your Dad

Live look in of Blake Griffin vs. the Rockets. pic.twitter.com/sFK0iQ3WVm

— CBS Sports NBA (@CBSSportsNBA) May 7, 2015

I guess if I wore tube socks with flip flops I might understand where the CBS Sports Twitter handle is coming from.

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Since I don’t, I’ll venture these tweets were retrieved from the ‘Dad Joke’ epicenter — likely a ’93 model year station wagon running on insufferable puns.

Continue reading at your own risk as the following Dad Jokes may devour your sanity:

SOURCES: Klay Thompson denounces himself as a Splash Brother… because he has turned ice cold. pic.twitter.com/kjGiEgbQgr — CBS Sports (@CBSSports) May 6, 2015

Yoda? Is that you? #MayThe4thBeWithYou pic.twitter.com/u1Ri3FqMOo

— CBS Sports (@CBSSports) May 5, 2015

Have you seen even four seconds of Star Wars?

EXCLUSIVE look at Steph Curry’s offseason training regimen. #MayThe4thBeWithYou pic.twitter.com/1jcfhU7teR — CBS Sports (@CBSSports) May 4, 2015

Okay, apparently you have, which makes the second-to-last tweet all the more perplexing.

Manny Pacquiao feelin’ like pic.twitter.com/JrOAGdyPWM

— CBS Sports (@CBSSports) May 3, 2015

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Exclusive look at Lightning goalie Ben Bishop after his #Game7 shutout: pic.twitter.com/cnG6IYbrkB — CBS Sports (@CBSSports) April 30, 2015

Oh, because Ben Bishop was like a brick wall? For crying out loud, CBS!

When Mom says “It’s Taco Night!” pic.twitter.com/n6o5YP47Ri

— CBS Sports NBA (@CBSSportsNBA) April 29, 2015

Okay, that Dad Joke made me laugh. Oh no… what’s happening to me? Why am I wearing this short-sleeved dress shirt?

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