15 Athletes Who Deserve To Have A Drink Named After Them By Jerry Landry ← Tip: Use keyboard arrows to navigate → PREV NEXT 15 Athletes Who Deserve To Have A Drink Named After Them Credit: Twitter Half iced tea, half lemonade, all Arnold Palmer — at least according to the label. This drink named after the golfer is as legendary as the lore of Palmer on the links. But don’t you think other notable athletes deserve a drink in their “honor?” I certainly do and I don't doubt these sports stars have the ingredients to make it work: 15 Athletes Who Deserve To Have A Drink Named After Them Half iced tea, half lemonade, all Arnold Palmer — at least according to the label. This drink named after the golfer is as legendary as the lore of Palmer on the links. But don’t you think other notable athletes deserve a drink in their “honor?” I certainly do and I don't doubt these sports stars have the ingredients to make it work: 15. Wade Boggs — At Least 40 Of Anything Credit: Twitter If you drink 40 separate 12-ounce servings of any beverage over a cross-country flight, then what you consumed should be rightfully named after Wade Boggs. 15. Wade Boggs — At Least 40 Of Anything If you drink 40 separate 12-ounce servings of any beverage over a cross-country flight, then what you consumed should be rightfully named after Wade Boggs. 14. Tom Brady — Diet Deflate Credit: Twitter Tom Brady likes to stay in shape and with half the calories as regular Deflate, this drink will keep you slim too. It’s okay to shake it up before serving — its contents are not under pressure. 14. Tom Brady — Diet Deflate Tom Brady likes to stay in shape and with half the calories as regular Deflate, this drink will keep you slim too. It’s okay to shake it up before serving — its contents are not under pressure. 13. Michael Jordan — Jumpman Java Credit: Twitter Michael Jordan is so competitive that he’d chug hot coffee if it meant beating you and making you still wonder if he’d disembowel you on site. Jumpman Java will get you near Jordan’s energy level, but there isn’t any formula derived from nature that can bring you to his intensity. 13. Michael Jordan — Jumpman Java Michael Jordan is so competitive that he’d chug hot coffee if it meant beating you and making you still wonder if he’d disembowel you on site. Jumpman Java will get you near Jordan’s energy level, but there isn’t any formula derived from nature that can bring you to his intensity. 12. Tiger Woods — Infideli-Tea Credit: Twitter You can’t blame this elixir for making you unable to resist impulse, but you can feel shame for drinking it before going out to dinner first. 12. Tiger Woods — Infideli-Tea You can’t blame this elixir for making you unable to resist impulse, but you can feel shame for drinking it before going out to dinner first. 11. Draymond Green — Draymond Green Tea Credit: Twitter Another warm beverage, this variety is made from the most unselfish leaves in the gardens of Saginaw, Mich. Draymond Green Tea enhances focus and many claim it can raise your IQ while making you both a teddy bear and an assassin. 11. Draymond Green — Draymond Green Tea Another warm beverage, this variety is made from the most unselfish leaves in the gardens of Saginaw, Mich. Draymond Green Tea enhances focus and many claim it can raise your IQ while making you both a teddy bear and an assassin. 10. Kobe Bryant — Mamba Mineral Water Credit: Twitter Overpriced and usually found beyond its expiration date, Mamba Mineral Water used to be a hot-seller in the 2000s, but now just stays on the shelf. 10. Kobe Bryant — Mamba Mineral Water Overpriced and usually found beyond its expiration date, Mamba Mineral Water used to be a hot-seller in the 2000s, but now just stays on the shelf. 9. Danica Patrick — Left-Turn Latte Credit: Twitter A strong, beautifully smooth espresso drink that comes in a small serving but gives you all you can handle. 9. Danica Patrick — Left-Turn Latte A strong, beautifully smooth espresso drink that comes in a small serving but gives you all you can handle. 8. Peyton Manning — Sheriff Soda Credit: Twitter Not only is this orange soda actually good for your teeth, it’s great for your mind! 8. Peyton Manning — Sheriff Soda Not only is this orange soda actually good for your teeth, it’s great for your mind! 7. Tim Tebow — Genuflection Ale Credit: Twitter This non-alcoholic drink of divine ginger root will literally bring you down to one knee. 7. Tim Tebow — Genuflection Ale This non-alcoholic drink of divine ginger root will literally bring you down to one knee. 6. Serena Williams — Better Twin Tonic Credit: Twitter Sorry Venus, but Serena’s getting the drink deal. 6. Serena Williams — Better Twin Tonic Sorry Venus, but Serena’s getting the drink deal. 5. Jayson Werth — Barbasol Credit: Twitter Jayson Werth’s beard is so iconic and influential that it just may make Nats diehards down a little beard buster if offered. 5. Jayson Werth — Barbasol Jayson Werth’s beard is so iconic and influential that it just may make Nats diehards down a little beard buster if offered. 4. Roger Federer — Switzerland Seltzer Credit: Twitter This drink is as nearly impeccable as it is neutral in taste and texture. 4. Roger Federer — Switzerland Seltzer This drink is as nearly impeccable as it is neutral in taste and texture. 3. Manny Pacquiao — ‘Lover And A Fighter’ Cider Credit: Twitter Although this drink claims to contain no controlled substances, it makes you feel really good and really confident. You won’t be starting fights, but you could hang in there if you had to. 3. Manny Pacquiao — ‘Lover And A Fighter’ Cider Although this drink claims to contain no controlled substances, it makes you feel really good and really confident. You won’t be starting fights, but you could hang in there if you had to. 2. Tony Romo — Pick-Six-Pack Credit: Twitter Talk about unpredictable variety! Some mystery drinks will be the best you’ve ever had and some will be instantly regrettable. 2. Tony Romo — Pick-Six-Pack Talk about unpredictable variety! Some mystery drinks will be the best you’ve ever had and some will be instantly regrettable. 1. Alex Rodriguez — Swole Milk Credit: Twitter Get ready to get vascular, get ready to get ripped and get ready to grow some giant man hands. But beware of the bacne! 1. Alex Rodriguez — Swole Milk Get ready to get vascular, get ready to get ripped and get ready to grow some giant man hands. But beware of the bacne! PREV NEXT Share You May Also Like Related Stories Smallest Professional Athletes of All Time Best Athlete From 10 Major U.S. Cities Best Professional Athlete Nicknames Of All Time Most Ridiculous College Mascots and Nicknames of All Time 15 Biggest Hypocrites In the Sports World 25 Athletes Who Belong On Santa's Naughty List In 2015