15 Athletes Who Deserve To Have A Drink Named After Them

By Jerry Landry
15 Athletes Who Deserve To Have A Drink Named After Them
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15 Athletes Who Deserve To Have A Drink Named After Them

15 Athletes Who Deserve To Have A Drink Named After Them Credit: Twitter
Half iced tea, half lemonade, all Arnold Palmer — at least according to the label. This drink named after the golfer is as legendary as the lore of Palmer on the links. But don’t you think other notable athletes deserve a drink in their “honor?” I certainly do and I don't doubt these sports stars have the ingredients to make it work:

15 Athletes Who Deserve To Have A Drink Named After Them

Half iced tea, half lemonade, all Arnold Palmer — at least according to the label. This drink named after the golfer is as legendary as the lore of Palmer on the links. But don’t you think other notable athletes deserve a drink in their “honor?” I certainly do and I don't doubt these sports stars have the ingredients to make it work:

15. Wade Boggs — At Least 40 Of Anything

15. Wade Boggs — At Least 40 Of Anything Credit: Twitter
If you drink 40 separate 12-ounce servings of any beverage over a cross-country flight, then what you consumed should be rightfully named after Wade Boggs.

15. Wade Boggs — At Least 40 Of Anything

If you drink 40 separate 12-ounce servings of any beverage over a cross-country flight, then what you consumed should be rightfully named after Wade Boggs.

14. Tom Brady — Diet Deflate

14. Tom Brady — Diet Deflate Credit: Twitter
Tom Brady likes to stay in shape and with half the calories as regular Deflate, this drink will keep you slim too. It’s okay to shake it up before serving — its contents are not under pressure.

14. Tom Brady — Diet Deflate

Tom Brady likes to stay in shape and with half the calories as regular Deflate, this drink will keep you slim too. It’s okay to shake it up before serving — its contents are not under pressure.

13. Michael Jordan — Jumpman Java

13. Michael Jordan — Jumpman Java Credit: Twitter
Michael Jordan is so competitive that he’d chug hot coffee if it meant beating you and making you still wonder if he’d disembowel you on site. Jumpman Java will get you near Jordan’s energy level, but there isn’t any formula derived from nature that can bring you to his intensity.

13. Michael Jordan — Jumpman Java

Michael Jordan is so competitive that he’d chug hot coffee if it meant beating you and making you still wonder if he’d disembowel you on site. Jumpman Java will get you near Jordan’s energy level, but there isn’t any formula derived from nature that can bring you to his intensity.

12. Tiger Woods — Infideli-Tea

12. Tiger Woods — Infideli-Tea Credit: Twitter
You can’t blame this elixir for making you unable to resist impulse, but you can feel shame for drinking it before going out to dinner first.

12. Tiger Woods — Infideli-Tea

You can’t blame this elixir for making you unable to resist impulse, but you can feel shame for drinking it before going out to dinner first.

11. Draymond Green — Draymond Green Tea

11. Draymond Green — Draymond Green Tea Credit: Twitter
Another warm beverage, this variety is made from the most unselfish leaves in the gardens of Saginaw, Mich. Draymond Green Tea enhances focus and many claim it can raise your IQ while making you both a teddy bear and an assassin.

11. Draymond Green — Draymond Green Tea

Another warm beverage, this variety is made from the most unselfish leaves in the gardens of Saginaw, Mich. Draymond Green Tea enhances focus and many claim it can raise your IQ while making you both a teddy bear and an assassin.

10. Kobe Bryant — Mamba Mineral Water

10. Kobe Bryant — Mamba Mineral Water Credit: Twitter
Overpriced and usually found beyond its expiration date, Mamba Mineral Water used to be a hot-seller in the 2000s, but now just stays on the shelf.

10. Kobe Bryant — Mamba Mineral Water

Overpriced and usually found beyond its expiration date, Mamba Mineral Water used to be a hot-seller in the 2000s, but now just stays on the shelf.

9. Danica Patrick — Left-Turn Latte

9. Danica Patrick — Left-Turn Latte Credit: Twitter
A strong, beautifully smooth espresso drink that comes in a small serving but gives you all you can handle.

9. Danica Patrick — Left-Turn Latte

A strong, beautifully smooth espresso drink that comes in a small serving but gives you all you can handle.

8. Peyton Manning — Sheriff Soda

8. Peyton Manning — Sheriff Soda Credit: Twitter
Not only is this orange soda actually good for your teeth, it’s great for your mind!

8. Peyton Manning — Sheriff Soda

Not only is this orange soda actually good for your teeth, it’s great for your mind!

7. Tim Tebow — Genuflection Ale

7. Tim Tebow — Genuflection Ale Credit: Twitter
This non-alcoholic drink of divine ginger root will literally bring you down to one knee.

7. Tim Tebow — Genuflection Ale

This non-alcoholic drink of divine ginger root will literally bring you down to one knee.

6. Serena Williams — Better Twin Tonic

6. Serena Williams — Better Twin Tonic Credit: Twitter
Sorry Venus, but Serena’s getting the drink deal.

6. Serena Williams — Better Twin Tonic

Sorry Venus, but Serena’s getting the drink deal.

5. Jayson Werth — Barbasol

5. Jayson Werth — Barbasol Credit: Twitter
Jayson Werth’s beard is so iconic and influential that it just may make Nats diehards down a little beard buster if offered.

5. Jayson Werth — Barbasol

Jayson Werth’s beard is so iconic and influential that it just may make Nats diehards down a little beard buster if offered.

4. Roger Federer — Switzerland Seltzer

4. Roger Federer — Switzerland Seltzer Credit: Twitter
This drink is as nearly impeccable as it is neutral in taste and texture.

4. Roger Federer — Switzerland Seltzer

This drink is as nearly impeccable as it is neutral in taste and texture.

3. Manny Pacquiao — ‘Lover And A Fighter’ Cider

3. Manny Pacquiao — ‘Lover And A Fighter’ Cider Credit: Twitter
Although this drink claims to contain no controlled substances, it makes you feel really good and really confident. You won’t be starting fights, but you could hang in there if you had to.

3. Manny Pacquiao — ‘Lover And A Fighter’ Cider

Although this drink claims to contain no controlled substances, it makes you feel really good and really confident. You won’t be starting fights, but you could hang in there if you had to.

2. Tony Romo — Pick-Six-Pack

2. Tony Romo — Pick-Six-Pack Credit: Twitter
Talk about unpredictable variety! Some mystery drinks will be the best you’ve ever had and some will be instantly regrettable.

2. Tony Romo — Pick-Six-Pack

Talk about unpredictable variety! Some mystery drinks will be the best you’ve ever had and some will be instantly regrettable.

1. Alex Rodriguez — Swole Milk

1. Alex Rodriguez — Swole Milk Credit: Twitter
Get ready to get vascular, get ready to get ripped and get ready to grow some giant man hands. But beware of the bacne!

1. Alex Rodriguez — Swole Milk

Get ready to get vascular, get ready to get ripped and get ready to grow some giant man hands. But beware of the bacne!

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