The Most Unwatchable Team In Every Major Sport For 2015-16

The Most Unwatchable Team In Every Major Sport

Crap television is a vortex. For fans of MTV2, the Lifetime channel and TLC, you've witnessed terrible television firsthand and quite often. Some shows are just unfortunate flops, but some are so poorly written, that you must turn the channel to avoid becoming an idiot. Even sports are not immune. When this profitable industry experiences an infusion of crap, it typically involves the following teams:

The Most Unwatchable Team In Every Major Sport

Crap television is a vortex. For fans of MTV2, the Lifetime channel and TLC, you've witnessed terrible television firsthand and quite often. Some shows are just unfortunate flops, but some are so poorly written, that you must turn the channel to avoid becoming an idiot. Even sports are not immune. When this profitable industry experiences an infusion of crap, it typically involves the following teams:

NBA - New York Knicks

I’d rather “hear Gilbert Gottfried out” than watch a Knicks game. That’s how terrible the product has become. Comedy Central should roast the Knicks and squeeze some humor out of this comedy of errors. Phil Jackson came in to save the day, but that day might be years down the road.

NBA - New York Knicks

I’d rather “hear Gilbert Gottfried out” than watch a Knicks game. That’s how terrible the product has become. Comedy Central should roast the Knicks and squeeze some humor out of this comedy of errors. Phil Jackson came in to save the day, but that day might be years down the road.

NFL - Jacksonville Jaguars

The Jaguars have just about everything going for them. Jacksonville’s top draft pick is out for the season, the starting quarterback possesses a unified bond between “5-step drop” and “panic attack” and the owner reassures the fans over and over again “we aren’t leaving.” Which pretty much means the Jaguars are leaving. So like I said, the Jaguars have everything going for them… if you’re cheering from Southern California.

NFL - Jacksonville Jaguars

The Jaguars have just about everything going for them. Jacksonville’s top draft pick is out for the season, the starting quarterback possesses a unified bond between “5-step drop” and “panic attack” and the owner reassures the fans over and over again “we aren’t leaving.” Which pretty much means the Jaguars are leaving. So like I said, the Jaguars have everything going for them… if you’re cheering from Southern California.

MLB - Milwaukee Brewers

If you’re a Brewers fan, you should just shoot yourself. Of course I am kidding, but good lord, what kind of product has Milwaukee been putting on the field? The Brewers are in last place and the most exciting thing on the field is the sausage race. A fan can't survive on sausages alone.

MLB - Milwaukee Brewers

If you’re a Brewers fan, you should just shoot yourself. Of course I am kidding, but good lord, what kind of product has Milwaukee been putting on the field? The Brewers are in last place and the most exciting thing on the field is the sausage race. A fan can't survive on sausages alone.

NHL - Arizona Coyotes

The only reason somebody goes to a Coyotes’ home game is to escape the unbearable heat of Arizona. If there was a showing of “NPR on Ice,” people would still flood the arena. I’d rather watch Jeremy Roenick ramble about produce than sit in an overpriced nosebleed at… Jobing.com arena (yeah, that’s what the Coyotes call home).

NHL - Arizona Coyotes

The only reason somebody goes to a Coyotes’ home game is to escape the unbearable heat of Arizona. If there was a showing of “NPR on Ice,” people would still flood the arena. I’d rather watch Jeremy Roenick ramble about produce than sit in an overpriced nosebleed at… Jobing.com arena (yeah, that’s what the Coyotes call home).