First off, let’s just get one thing straight: there is absolutely no truth to the rumor that Lane Kiffin slept with a booster’s wife, or Nick Saban’s daughter. This is the kind of stuff that is bred in the South when Alabama loses a football game and their fans are ready to jump off a bridge, or fire Saban, in no particular order.
With that said, Twitter was its usual savage self today as “Lane Kiffin” rose to the top of United States trends with snarky remarks of this rumored relationship. Enjoy.
Lane Kiffin is the number one trending Twitter topic in America right now.
— Clay Travis (@ClayTravisBGID) September 24, 2015
Just the facts, ma’am.
A football team is like a family. Which makes what Lane Kiffin did with Saban’s daughter perfectly acceptable in Alabama.
— Sweep The Leg (@SweepTheLeg337) September 24, 2015
BTW, there’s about a 1 in a million chance that this Lane Kiffin rumor is true. But you know what they say… pic.twitter.com/7nFJfRnuNc
— Lost Lettermen (@LostLettermen) September 24, 2015
Because why not?
Lane Kiffin played a great position in college pic.twitter.com/v5YHEh06np
— Atlanta Sports Guy (@Atlantasportguy) September 24, 2015
It was open season on Kiffin’s wikipedia
So it looks like while Lane Kiffin ran the offense at Alabama, Kristen Saban was all over the D.
— Not Bill Walton (@NotBillWalton) September 24, 2015
Not cool, bro.
— Marc Finch (@marcfinch22) September 24, 2015
— Isaac (@WorldofIsaac) September 24, 2015
True or not, these Lane Kiffin rumors are going to result in great College GameDay signs the rest of the year.
— Stew (@StewChainzzz) September 24, 2015
So, if Lane Kiffin is Nick Saban’s O-coordinator, does that make him Saban’s daughter’s D-coordinator?
— Steven R. Walker (@Steve_R_Walker) September 24, 2015
I see what you did there.
Clint Trickett and Lane Kiffin are a quality pair of Eskimo brothers.
— Smoking Musket (@SmokingMusket) September 24, 2015
A perfect ending. #RIPLaneKiffin.
Jeff Shull is Senior Social Strategist at Rant, Inc. You can follow him on Twitter, where he wishes he came up with some of these funny tweets.