Some of the Orioles played today against the Minnesota Twins. Some of the Orioles even had hits (Mark Reynolds 2-3, Markakis 1-3, JJ Hardy 1-2, and Josh Bell 1-2). None of the Orioles scored. None of the Orioles had an RBI. None of the Orioles had a homerun.
Brian Matusz started and finished two scoreless innings. In fact the Twins failed to score any runs until the eighth inning–the O’s were on their seventh pitcher of the game at that point. So they lost 2-0.
Of course this all means nothing on March 3rd. But the fact remains, these events did take place somewhere in Florida today. I swear.