Pedro Martinez and Kevin Millar may have had a bit too much to drink before they went to celebrate the 100 year anniversary of Fenway Park. The two tried to lead a giant toast, but both were so drunk that you could barely understand what was going on.
Maybe it is just me, but Millar sounds like he has a bit of Rowdy Roddy Piper thing going. His drunk voice is like Piper commanding the pro wrestling world on a segment of Piper’s Pit. These two are so out of their mind drunk that I am surprised they did not get a public intox while at the park.
The two were big members of bringing a World Series title to Boston in 2004, which is probably the greatest moment in Fenway. The two are just a little bit excited to celebrate it. I would not be shocked if you find either of them passed out at a bar at seven tonight. They just have too much alcohol in their systems to function like normal human beings.
I can not lie, I would love to party with Millar. He sounds like he knows how to have one heck of a time. He would also be perfect giving a best man’s speech at a wedding. He is that perfect level of drunk right now. Heck, he might even be too drunk. Then again, I wonder if he even knows what that was. The world’s biggest toast was not a success, but I’m sure Millar is close to a BAC record of some sort.