MLB Food: 15 of the Craziest Options on Ballpark Menus in 2014

MLB Food: 15 of the Craziest Options on Ballpark Menus in 2014

By Connor Muldowney

April 4, 2014

Most Ridiculous Menu Options at MLB Parks

Opening Day MLB — MLB parks these days seem to have the craziest and most ridiculous food choices. Check out this list of the top 15 wild menu options for the 2014 season and let me know which ones you would like to try.

MLB parks these days seem to have the craziest and most ridiculous food choices. Check out this list of the top 15 wild menu options for the 2014 season and let me know which ones you would like to try.

Cheez Whiz Bacon Hot Dog (Philadelphia Phillies)

Cheez Whiz Bacon Hot Dog

Cheez Whiz Bacon Hot Dog (Philadelphia Phillies)

Cheez Whiz Bacon Hot Dog — As you can tell from the name, it's a hot dog made of bacon and covered in cheese. Not very original, but extremely delicious.

As you can tell from the name, it's a hot dog made of bacon and covered in cheese. Not very original, but extremely delicious.

Polish Hill Dog (Pittsburgh Pirates)

Polish Hill Dog

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Polish Hill Dog (Pittsburgh Pirates)

Polish Hill Dog — The Polish Hill Dog consists of onion rings, cole slaw and mini pierogies. Sounds good to me.

The Polish Hill Dog consists of onion rings, cole slaw and mini pierogies. Sounds good to me.

Chicken and Waffle Sandwich (Chicago White Sox)

Chicken and Waffle Sandwich

Chicken and Waffle Sandwich (Chicago White Sox)

Chicken and Waffle Sandwich — This is the ultimate chicken and waffle sandwich -- it's even covered with syrup and served to overweight White Sox fans.

This is the ultimate chicken and waffle sandwich -- it's even covered with syrup and served to overweight White Sox fans.

Rocky Mountain Oysters (Colorado Rockies)

Rocky Mountain Oysters

Rocky Mountain Oysters (Colorado Rockies)

Rocky Mountain Oysters — What is a Rocky Mountain Oyster, you ask? Oh, you know, just fried bull testicles.

What is a Rocky Mountain Oyster, you ask? Oh, you know, just fried bull testicles.

Bacon on a Stick (Texas Rangers)

Bacon on a Stick

Bacon on a Stick (Texas Rangers)

Bacon on a Stick — A three-quarters of an inch piece of bacon, Hungarian smoked and dipped in syrup.

A three-quarters of an inch piece of bacon, Hungarian smoked and dipped in syrup.

Bacon and Brat Hot Dog (Milwaukee Brewers)

Bacon and Brat Hot Dog

The Beast (Milwaukee Brewers)

Bacon and Brat Hot Dog — A hot dog and a brat wrapped in pieces of cooked bacon on a pretzel bun. It's not called 'The Beast' for nothing.

A hot dog and a brat wrapped in pieces of cooked bacon on a pretzel bun. It's not called 'The Beast' for nothing.

Bloody Mary With a Bacon Cheeseburger Garnish (Minnesota Twins)

Bacon Cheeseburger Garnish

Bloody Mary With a Bacon Cheeseburger Garnish (Minnesota Twins)

Bacon Cheeseburger Garnish — What's the perfect way to get more interested in buying a Bloody Mary? How about using a bacon cheeseburger as the garnish. Thank you, Minnesota Twins.

What's the perfect way to get more interested in buying a Bloody Mary? How about using a bacon cheeseburger as the garnish. Thank you, Minnesota Twins.

BBQ Stuffed Baked Potato (Houston Astros)

BBQ Stuffed Baked Potato

BBQ Stuffed Baked Potato (Houston Astros)

BBQ Stuffed Baked Potato — Is this the best thing Minute Maid Park has to offer both on and off the field? Probably. In fact, it might even be the most expensive as well. This is just a complete barbecue thrown into a potato.

Is this the best thing Minute Maid Park has to offer both on and off the field? Probably. In fact, it might even be the most expensive as well. This is just a complete barbecue thrown into a potato.

Fan vs. Food Burger (Tampa Bay Rays)

Fan vs Food Burger

Fan vs. Food Burger (Tampa Bay Rays)

Fan vs Food Burger — The Tampa Bay Rays must be seriously desperate for ticket-buying fans. They are trying to promote a four-pound cheeseburger with a one-pound stack of fries. Whoever finishes it gets free tickets.

The Tampa Bay Rays must be seriously desperate for ticket-buying fans. They are trying to promote a four-pound cheeseburger with a one-pound stack of fries. Whoever finishes it gets free tickets.

Batting Helmet Filled With Ice Cream (Chicago White Sox)

Batting Helmet Ice Cream

Batting Helmet Filled With Ice Cream (Chicago White Sox)

Batting Helmet Ice Cream — This a three-pound ice cream-filled banana split helmet with 12 scoops of ice cream.

Chicago White Sox fans are going to be putting on some serious weight this summer. Heck, it might be a good idea to stay warm for next winter if it was anything like this one.

This a three-pound ice cream-filled banana split helmet with 12 scoops of ice cream.

Chicago White Sox fans are going to be putting on some serious weight this summer. Heck, it might be a good idea to stay warm for next winter if it was anything like this one.

Choomongous (Texas Rangers)

Choomongous

Choomongous (Texas Rangers)

Choomongous — In honor of the signing of Shin-Soo Choo, the Texas Rangers released a 24-inch hot dog made with Asian beef. What a way to honor the new outfielder.

In honor of the signing of Shin-Soo Choo, the Texas Rangers released a 24-inch hot dog made with Asian beef. What a way to honor the new outfielder.

Bacon Brat-Dog (Minnesota Twins)

Brat-Dog

Bacon Brat-Dog (Minnesota Twins)

Brat-Dog — This is just genius. The Twins come away with another great creation. A brat-covered hot dog that is also covered in bacon and served with french fries. What will they think of next?

This is just genius. The Twins come away with another great creation. A brat-covered hot dog that is also covered in bacon and served with french fries. What will they think of next?

Sprinkled Donut Bacon Cheeseburger (Pittsburgh Pirates)

Sprinkled Donut Bacon Cheeseburger

Sprinkled Donut Bacon Cheeseburger (Pittsburgh Pirates)

Sprinkled Donut Bacon Cheeseburger — This was sold in 2013, but it's just so notable that it needs to be discussed and bragged about. A sprinkled donut cut in half and filled with a bacon cheeseburger and a fried egg. The Pittsburgh Pirates just gave every fan a heart attack.

This was sold in 2013, but it's just so notable that it needs to be discussed and bragged about. A sprinkled donut cut in half and filled with a bacon cheeseburger and a fried egg. The Pittsburgh Pirates just gave every fan a heart attack.

D-Bat Hot Dog (Arizona Diamondbacks)

D-Bat Hot Dog

D-Bat Hot Dog (Arizona Diamondbacks)

D-Bat Hot Dog — The Arizona Diamondbacks are selling an 18-inch deep-fried hot dog filled with bacon, jalapeños and cheese. Yes, and it's even laid gently on a bed of fries.

The Arizona Diamondbacks are selling an 18-inch deep-fried hot dog filled with bacon, jalapeños and cheese. Yes, and it's even laid gently on a bed of fries.

Frozen Beer Foam (Los Angeles Dodgers)

Frozen Beer Foam

Frozen Beer Foam (Los Angeles Dodgers)

Frozen Beer Foam — This is one of the rarest creations I've ever heard of. This might be for the beer lovers out there as this frozen beer foam seems to be a hit at Dodger Stadium.

This is one of the rarest creations I've ever heard of. This might be for the beer lovers out there as this frozen beer foam seems to be a hit at Dodger Stadium.

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