10 Punishments For MLB Fans Who Run on the Field That Adam Jones Would Appreciate

10 'Out of the Box' Punishments For MLB Fans Who Run on the Field

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Adam Jones hates fans who run on the field. At this point, who doesn't? Maybe it was a funny/trendy thing to do forty years ago, but it's just plain dumb in 2014.

No one cares about fans who run on the field. If anything, those fans are hated the most of all. They're really just wasting everyone's time, including their own.

So with that in mind, here are 10 'for fun' punishments for those who choose to run on the field:

1. Three Rounds of Boxing Against Bryce Harper

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1. Three Rounds of Boxing Against Bryce Harper

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Even the dumbest field-runners would think twice after getting smacked around by MLB's resident Popeye.

2. Force Them To Attend Every Cubs Game For a Year

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2. Force Them To Attend Every Cubs Game For a Year

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There's no pain like being a Cubs fan. Fans who run on the field should have to feel that pain.

3. A Joe Pesci Baseball Bat To the Knees

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3. A Joe Pesci Baseball Bat To the Knees

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For the fan who just won't listen, a baseball bat to the knees would be just the ticket. If nothing else, they wouldn't be able to run for awhile.

4. Make Them Eat Nothing But Ballpark Food For a Month

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4. Make Them Eat Nothing But Ballpark Food For a Month

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If they're able to survive eating ballpark food for a month straight, they'll learn their lesson.

5. Force Them Into the Announcers Booth With Joe Buck

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5. Force Them Into the Announcers Booth With Joe Buck

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I hate to wish this on anybody, but let's face -- it would be an effective punishment.

6. A Three-Strike Rule

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6. A Three-Strike Rule

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Just like MLB's PED policy, there should be a three-strike rule for fans who run on the field. At the same time, I'd be okay with a lifetime ban after the first occurrence.

7. Make Them Sing the Seventh Inning Stretch

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7. Make Them Sing the Seventh Inning Stretch

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People hate speaking in public, so you know that singing in public would be torture for many MLB field-runners.

8. Ban Them From Purchasing Beer

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8. Ban Them From Purchasing Beer

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This punishment would likely prevent a vast majority of repeat incidents.

9. Force Them To Spend a Day With Alex Rodriguez

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9. Force Them To Spend a Day With Alex Rodriguez

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Now we're just getting into 'cruel and unusual' punishment territory. A day with A-Fraud would be soul crushing.

10. Ban Them From Watching the NFL

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10. Ban Them From Watching the NFL

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We all know this would crush most sports fans in this country. 'You screw up an MLB game, you're done watching the NFL.'

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