So Thiago Silva and Kevin Randleman walk into a bar, right? And Thiago’s like “hey man, do you have any cow piss?” Then Randleman’s like “Really? Why use animal piss when you can get a dead human’s piss?”
Ok, that was really bad. Anyhow, if you’re unsure of the references we’re alluding to:
In all seriousness, this is why the Olympics and a couple leagues require you to pee in front of an official. More work for Keith Kizer to do. Clearly, this brotherhood is detrimental to the spirit of all games and needs to be stopped!
…why can’t they just buy pee from another person so that the tests won’t show there’s no hormones instead of going to the trouble and expense of getting a dead guy/some animal’s urine?