Sports in the future seem to be compromised. Soccer has infiltrated the system. How did we become the minority? Oh soccer, soccer, soccer. You totally manipulated me to watch and become interested. You totally pulled a fast one. Now, I’m like waiting for the World Cup and buying jerseys. What did you do to me, soccer? Did you know we don’t like you? Are you trying to smash basketball into outer space or something? What is your agenda, soccer? As long as, during the next World Cup, they don’t promote the words “futbol” in America, everything should be smooth.