New 'Kevin Durant Drink' At Sonic Will All But Guarantee Diabetes

By Jerry Landry

When I was in elementary school, I loved candy; to celebrate Halloween, I’d eat it by the pillowcase. But even 9-year-old Jerry Landry would agree that Sonic’s new drinks branded by Kevin Durant are just too much.

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First off, your typical slushie has enough sugar in it to kill a wolverine and now Sonic is adding ‘Nerds’ to it? I love both, but I’m not sure if my body produces enough insulin to handle the combo. Either way, it’s too late to back down from this challenge now — I am after all, quite the rouser of rabbles.

Honey, where’s the dental rinse?

Jerry Landry is a writer for www.RantSports.com. Follow Jerry on Twitter at @Jerry2Landry, “Like” him on Facebook or add him on Google.

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