You sit down, have a spectacular meal that you paid way too much for, but you don’t regret it. The food was awesome. So mind-blowing in fact that you’re up all night barfing your guts out. Food poisoning strikes like an asp, but doesn’t display her unpleasant side effects until you’re too weak to throw in the towel.
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This Cleveland Cavaliers fan on the other hand, is just asking for the full fury of Hell. The Twitter identity Timofey Brady is willing to eat an 18-year-old candy bar he’s been hoarding in his freezer — if the Cavs beat the Golden State Warriors. The wager is so compelling that it reached the attention of Mark Price, for whom the candy bar is christened. Here’s how the drama “unwrapped” —
In my freezer for over 18 years. If @cavs win the #NBAFinals I’ll eat it. @Mark25Price #cavsmania #CavsNation pic.twitter.com/hMTaG73y2x
— Timofey Brady (@GrammHammer) June 4, 2015
The taste was built to last. I hope you get to eat it! https://t.co/ExvQyC3Lto
— Mark Price (@Mark25Price) June 4, 2015
The taste may be built to last, but let’s just hope the candy bar was built to pass.
Jerry Landry is a writer for www.RantSports.com. Follow Jerry on Twitter at @Jerry2Landry, “Like” him on Facebook or add him on Google.