By Adam McGill
In recent months it has become increasingly apparent that Kentucky’s forward sensation, Anthony Davis, has the best unibrow in the business. The forehead mustache would not be so eye-catching if Davis was not such a pale young man, but the fact that he has such a light complexion, makes it almost impossible to miss. Davis is hands down the best player in the nation, as he had led the number one ranked Wildcats all year, but unfortunately this draws an unmitigated amount of press exposure, which tends to pick athlete’s lives apart. Davis continues to improve in each game despite the media blitzkrieg and will eventually become a NBA superstar. He can rebound at will and has a shot blocking ability that is reminiscent of Orlando Magic’s Dwight Howard. However, his physical style of play and shot blocking ability may always be overshadowed by his Vladamir Putin-like eyebrows, pun absolutely intended.