15 Ugliest Uniforms in the 2015 NCAA Tournament

By Jerry Landry

15 Ugliest Uniforms in the 2015 NCAA Tournament

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Although my shoes rarely match my belt color, I still realize when something else just doesn’t look right. Now that March Madness is upon us, we get to see a flurry of 68 teams fighting for one championship. We also get to see 68 sets of uniforms -- some nice, some okay, and some just hideous. Here are 15 teams that fail the eye test when it comes to aesthetics.

15. Albany Great Danes

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15. Albany Great Danes

Albany Great Danes uniforms NCAA Tournament
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Are the Albany Great Danes here for the basketball, or here to play Rugby? It’s really hard to tell. This combination of purple and gold is exquisitely nauseating and makes me think that as soon as Albany is eliminated, the Great Danes will get right on filming that after-school basketball special.

14. Harvard Crimson

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14. Harvard Crimson

Harvard Crimson uniforms NCAA Tournament
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Easily the most blah-worthy of college basketball uniforms, the Harvard Crimson sport simple, yet inelegant hardwood threads. What makes these jerseys ugly is just how boring they are.

13. Xavier Musketeers

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13. Xavier Musketeers

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Xavier can’t seem to decide between minimalism and a punchy font with the Musketeers' latest iteration of hardwood wear. Although the unis possibly look pirate-like, they still make this list for the absence of creative hue.

12. Northern Iowa Panthers

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12. Northern Iowa Panthers

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I’d much rather see “Northern Iowa” than see “UNI” emblazoned on the Panthers’ uniforms. The U-N-I lettering just seems to render the casual fan confused. Also, going with the purple and gold makes Northern Iowa artistically ineligible for benefit of the doubt.

11. Georgia State Panthers

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11. Georgia State Panthers

Georgia State Panthers Uniforms NCAA Tournament
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Blue on black was only successful for Kenny Wayne Shepherd, and in the case of the Georgia State Panthers, does not look good on uniforms. Georgia State appears to be playing it safe with this textile embodiment, but compared to the better threads in the field, these unis leave much to be desired.

10. Wyoming Cowboys

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10. Wyoming Cowboys

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Although consistent with Western patterns and themes, brown and gold just don’t pop off the screen. Coupled with a tremendously-boring style of play, Wyoming fails to meet multiple metrics of watchability.

9. Georgia Bulldogs

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9. Georgia Bulldogs

Georgia Bulldogs Uniforms NCAA Basketball Tournament
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The Georgia Bulldogs could do so much more, but don’t. And what’s with that drab gray swath running down the side? Would you even dress your Bulldog mascot in that odd color scheme? I think not.

8. UC Irvine Anteaters

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8. UC Irvine Anteaters

UC Irvine Anteaters Uniforms NCAA Basketball Tournament March Madness
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Although the nickname “Anteaters” is awesome, UC Irvine’s uniforms appear to have been ordered from Eastbay. These 2015 jerseys are not a big enough leap from 1995 to be excluded from this list.

7. Belmont Bruins

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7. Belmont Bruins

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This is what happens when plain meets boring, and the results are predictably bland. Belmont made a hefty investment on navy blue, and this venture didn’t pay off.

6. Coastal Carolina Chanticleers

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6. Coastal Carolina Chanticleers

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Coastal Carolina has a great nickname, but the Chanticleers’ uniforms make me think of Larry Johnson’s "Grandmama" and so the ultimate verdict is that these threads are too retro to not be ugly.

5. Wofford Terriers

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5. Wofford Terriers

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Is Wofford intentionally trying to rip-off the Wake Forest Demon Deacons? Because this is how you steal the spotlight that nobody wants. The Terriers’ current uniforms are mangy and could use an upgrade.

4. Butler Bulldogs

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4. Butler Bulldogs

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What is it with Bulldogs and boring uniforms? Comparing Georgia with Butler, you have to give Georgia the slight edge. Comparing Butler’s uniforms with the rest of the field? Don’t even bother.

3. North Dakota St. Bison

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3. North Dakota St. Bison

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I for one have never seen any green and gold bison in my entire life. I’m not saying North Dakota St. must adhere to the genuine colors found in nature, but seriously, green and gold? You’re not the Leprechauns, NDSU.

2. Purdue Boilermakers

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2. Purdue Boilermakers

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I know it’s tradition, Purdue, but it’s time for some traditional upheaval. The merging ‘R’ and ‘D’ is a good touch on the face of the jerseys, but the gold trim does nothing for the overwhelming dark tones of the uniform. When this uniform isn’t ugly, it’s just depressing.

1. Wisconsin Badgers

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1. Wisconsin Badgers

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Red on white isn’t a terrible combination, but the new-look Badgers jerseys need some work. Offering just two tones, Wisconsin needs to reach a better aesthetic agreement, especially if the Badgers burrow deep into the tourney.

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