This might be the oddest headline I've ever written. First off, I don't care if Denny's is a sponsor of the contest or not, there should never be a pancake mascot. It's like one of my recurring dreams coming to life. Secondly, there was no chance Craig Sword was ever going to complete this dunk, because the pancake was so wide that he couldn't straddle him with his legs in the air. Thirdly, I think I'm hungry now.