Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence: Week 7
It’s time for the weekly installment of the Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence– as we enter Week 7 of the race.
While Week 6 brought us the four-point power play from the Alabama Crimson Tide burglary/debit card use for snacks incident, the Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders weren’t to be outdone in Week 7 as they pulled a three-pointer of their own.
Three current MTSU players — sophomore wide receiver Marcus Henry, redshirt freshman cornerback Jared Singletary and freshman offensive lineman Adam Stickel were apart of five current and former Blue Raiders arrested for their part in a brawl outside a Murfreesboro, Tennessee nightclub, that according to reports, escalated into an “all-out riot.” All three were charged with disorderly conduct.
Riots are fun.
West Virginia Mountaineers safeties Travis Bell and Karl Joseph had an interesting few days earlier this week, both arrested in separate incidents. Joseph was arrested for a garden variety DUI and fake ID possession, while Bell was arrested for domestic violence earlier this week when he allegedly beat a woman who is reportedly the mother of his child.
North Carolina State Wolfpack fullback Logan Winkles rounded out the week’s extracurricular activity with a garden variety DWI on the 19th.
Here’s the standings after seven weeks:
HONEY BADGER AWARD FOR EXTRACURRICULAR EXCELLENCE- WEEK 7
|Alabama Crimson Tide||4||Four Man Assault for Snacks|
|Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders||3||Three Reveling Rioters|
|Florida Gators||2||Jessamen Dunker Grand Theft Moped!
Lew Chez Purifoy Wit Da Mary Jane
|Washington State Cougars||2||Leon Brooks Garden Variety DUI
Drew Loftus Pantsing Tequila
|West Virginia Mountaineers||2||Travis Bell Garden Variety DWI
Karl Joseph Domestic Violence
|Arkansas Razorbacks||1||Austin Flynn Garden Variety DWI|
|Florida International Panthers||1||Prince Matt Reefer Time!|
|Florida State Seminoles||1||James Wilder Failure to Appear|
|Kansas Jayhawks||1||Ben Heeney Battering Bouncers|
North Carolina State Wolfpack
|T.J. Jones Weapons Charge
Logan Winkles Garden Variety DUI
|Texas Longhorns||1||Connor Brewer Dorm Room M.I.P.|
|Texas A&M Aggies||1||Kirby Ennis Gun Charge|
|USC Trojans||1||Junior Pomee Grand Theft Apple Products!|
|TOTAL EXTRACURRICULAR FUN-TIMES||21!||YAY!!|
Make sure to visit next week for the Week 8 standings as the fun-times keep on rolling!
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