Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence: Week Nine

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Two new programs have entered the race for the prestigious Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence race as we enter Week Nine and things promise to slow down for a few weeks during spring practice.

Syracuse Orange football players Markus Pierce-Brewster and Davon Wells were arrested earlier in the week for felony burglary and misdemeanor petit larceny for their part in three on-campus burglaries which took place on February 23rd. The two geniuses were very screen-focused as they knocked off a 19-inch television (underachievers!), an XBOX, two IPods and several video games.

All the proceedings were caught on video both as the players stole the items from the apartment in question and as they hauled everything into their dorm rooms. Smile, gentlemen!

Tennessee State Titans players Mike German and Joe Johnson were arrested for an incident which occurred in early February. According to the arrest report, “he players allegedly jumped and danced on the roof and hood of a fellow student’s vehicle causing more than $3,000 in damage.”

These guys would be proud:

Don’t fret though– the summer is full of free time and opportunity. Things are sure to escalate soon enough.

Here’s the Week Nine leaderboard:

ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE 4 Four Man Assault for Snacks
MIDDLE TENNESSEE BLUE RAIDERS 3 Three Rioting Raiders
FLORIDA GATORS 2 Jessamen Dunker Grand Theft Moped
Luchoiz Purifoy Marijuana Possession
SYRACUSE ORANGE 2 Markus Pierce-Brewster & Davon Wells Electronics Fetish
TENNESSEE STATE TITANS 2 Mike German/Joe Johnson Dance Party!
WASHINGTON STATE COUGARS 2 Leon Brooks DUI
Drew Loftus Pantsing Tequila
WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAINEERS 2 Travis Bell DWI
Karl Joseph Domestic Violence
ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS 1 Austin Flynn DWI
COLORADO BUFFALOES 1 Samson Kafovalu MIC & Other Bad Choices
FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL PANTHERS 1 Prince Matt Reefer Time
FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES 1 James Wilder Failure to Appear
GEORGIA BULLDOGS 1 Ty Flournoy-Smith Reporting False Crime
KANSAS JAYHAWKS 1 Ben Heeney Battering Bouncers
NORTH CAROLINA STATE WOLFPACK 1 Logan Winkles DUI
PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS 1 Akeel Lynch Criminal Mischief
TEXAS LONGHORNS 1 Connor Brewer Dorm Room MIP
TEXAS A&M AGGIES 1 Kirby Ennis Gun Charge
USC TROJANS 1 Junior Pomee Grand Theft Apple Products
UTAH UTES 1 Niasi Leota Extreme Domestic Violence
TOTAL EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITY 28 LMFAO would be proud!!

Check back next Friday for the newest update!

Kris Hughes is a Senior Writer for Rant Sports. You can follow Kris on TwitterGoogle and Facebook

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