Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence: Week Nine
Two new programs have entered the race for the prestigious Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence race as we enter Week Nine and things promise to slow down for a few weeks during spring practice.
Syracuse Orange football players Markus Pierce-Brewster and Davon Wells were arrested earlier in the week for felony burglary and misdemeanor petit larceny for their part in three on-campus burglaries which took place on February 23rd. The two geniuses were very screen-focused as they knocked off a 19-inch television (underachievers!), an XBOX, two IPods and several video games.
All the proceedings were caught on video both as the players stole the items from the apartment in question and as they hauled everything into their dorm rooms. Smile, gentlemen!
Tennessee State Titans players Mike German and Joe Johnson were arrested for an incident which occurred in early February. According to the arrest report, “he players allegedly jumped and danced on the roof and hood of a fellow student’s vehicle causing more than $3,000 in damage.”
These guys would be proud:
Don’t fret though– the summer is full of free time and opportunity. Things are sure to escalate soon enough.
Here’s the Week Nine leaderboard:
|ALABAMA CRIMSON TIDE||4||Four Man Assault for Snacks|
|MIDDLE TENNESSEE BLUE RAIDERS||3||Three Rioting Raiders|
|FLORIDA GATORS||2||Jessamen Dunker Grand Theft Moped
Luchoiz Purifoy Marijuana Possession
|SYRACUSE ORANGE||2||Markus Pierce-Brewster & Davon Wells Electronics Fetish|
|TENNESSEE STATE TITANS||2||Mike German/Joe Johnson Dance Party!|
|WASHINGTON STATE COUGARS||2||Leon Brooks DUI
Drew Loftus Pantsing Tequila
|WEST VIRGINIA MOUNTAINEERS||2||Travis Bell DWI
Karl Joseph Domestic Violence
|ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS||1||Austin Flynn DWI|
|COLORADO BUFFALOES||1||Samson Kafovalu MIC & Other Bad Choices|
|FLORIDA INTERNATIONAL PANTHERS||1||Prince Matt Reefer Time|
|FLORIDA STATE SEMINOLES||1||James Wilder Failure to Appear|
|GEORGIA BULLDOGS||1||Ty Flournoy-Smith Reporting False Crime|
|KANSAS JAYHAWKS||1||Ben Heeney Battering Bouncers|
|NORTH CAROLINA STATE WOLFPACK||1||Logan Winkles DUI|
|PENN STATE NITTANY LIONS||1||Akeel Lynch Criminal Mischief|
|TEXAS LONGHORNS||1||Connor Brewer Dorm Room MIP|
|TEXAS A&M AGGIES||1||Kirby Ennis Gun Charge|
|USC TROJANS||1||Junior Pomee Grand Theft Apple Products|
|UTAH UTES||1||Niasi Leota Extreme Domestic Violence|
|TOTAL EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITY||28||LMFAO would be proud!!|
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