Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence: Week 10
We’re in the 10th week of the Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence race, and, surprisingly, in spite of spring practices going on around the country it was an eventful week. The Texas Longhorns, Washington Huskies and Utah State Aggies are all on the board this week with varying degrees of stupidity.
Texas Longhorns sophomore wide receiver Cayleb Jones has been charged with felony aggravated assault after punching, and subsequently cracking the jaw of fellow Texas athlete, tennis player Joey Swaysland. The incident happened at an Austin bar after Jones spotted Swaysland with Khat Bell, a Texas volleyball player whom had recently dated but had been dumped by. After an argument, Jones threw the punch and is now probably another unfortunate afterthought in Texas football history.
Former Texas recruit, and star tight end for the Washington Huskies, Austin-Sefarian Jenkins was hit with the god-knows-how-manyth alcohol-related incident already in 2013. Last weekend, Sefarian-Jenkins was arrested for suspicion of driving under the influence after he was involved in a one-car accident, and has been indefinitely suspended pending the university’s investigation.
Utah State linebacker Jake Doughty was arrested in Sand Hollow Park outside of St. George, Utah earlier this week when a boat he was occupying was visited by a park ranger. Two underage girls were spotted on the boat, and given alcohol tests at which time they pegged Doughty as the one who provided them the beer. This isn’t the first brush with the law for Doughty, who was also arrested last year for Class B drug and paraphernalia possession. Jake likes his substances, that much is clear.
So here’s the new leader-board, with Mack Brown’s “in-control” Longhorns rising up the ranks:
|Alabama Crimson Tide||4||Four Man Assault for Snacks|
|Middle Tennessee Blue Raiders||3||Three Rioting Raiders|
|Florida Gators||2||Jessamen Dunker Grand Theft Moped
Louchiez Purifoy Mary Jane Possession
|Syracuse Orange||2||Markus Pierce-Brewster & Davon Wells Electronics Fetish|
|Tennessee State Titans||2||Mike German/Joe Johnson Dance Party!|
|Texas Longhorns||2||Connor Brewer Dorm Room MIP
Cayleb Jones Cracking Jaws
|Washington State Cougars||2||Leon Brooks DUI
Drew Loftus Pantsing Tequila
|West Virginia Mountaineers||2||Travis Bell DWI
Karl Joseph Domestic Violence
|Arkansas Razorbacks||1||Austin Flynn DWI|
|Colorado Buffaloes||1||Samson Kafovalu MIC & Other Bad Choices|
|Florida International Panthers||1||Prince Matt Reefer Time|
|Florida State Seminoles||1||James Wilder Failure to Appear|
|Georgia Bulldogs||1||Ty Flournoy-Smith Reporting False Crime|
|Kansas Jayhawks||1||Ben Heeney Battering Bouncers|
|North Carolina State Wolfpack||1||Logan Winkles DUI|
|Penn State Nittany Lions||1||Akeel Lynch Criminal Mischief|
|Texas A&M Aggies||1||Kirby Ennis Gun Charge|
|USC Trojans||1||Junior Pomee Grand Theft Apple Products|
|Utah Utes||1||Niasi Leota Extreme Domestic Violence|
|Utah State Aggies||1||Jake Doughty’s Love Affair With Various Substances|
|Washington Huskies||1||One Man Accident / DUI Suspicion|
|TOTAL EXTRACURRICULAR FUN-TIMES!||31||BLAH.|
Make sure to visit us next Friday as a re-vamped scoring system will bring some new life to the Honey Badger!
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