Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence: Week 18
The Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence race for Week 18 of the 2013 off-season was a little more subdued than recent weeks have been, but one of the two incidents was certainly a troubling one.
Columbia University and Montana University grace our board this week for two different extracurricular activities, one we’re used to and another that’s shocking no matter its context.
Columbia defensive lineman Chad Washington was arrested earlier in the week for allegedly following an Asian male Columbia student from his dorm room, threatening him with physical abuse and racial slurs. New details have emerged that the Asian student stood up for two women that Washington and his teammates were harassing which kicked off the incident.
Details of Washington’s punishment and status as a Columbia student are both still pending. Racism is racism folks.
The second incident of the week involves Montana Grizzlies redshirt freshman lineman William “Bo” Harris who was arrested for a misdemeanor drunk driving charge after being pulled over for going 45 in a 25 mile per hour zone. Yawn.
Here’s the standings as we wrap up Week 18:
|Alabama Crimson Tide||12||Four Man Assault for Snacks|
|Washington State Cougars||7||Pullman Party Shenanigans Including Cracked Skulls
Drew Loftus Pantsing Tequila
Leon Brooks DUI
|Kansas Jayhawks||6||Ben Heeney Battering Bouncers
Nick Sizemore Drunkenly Hitting Parked Cars
|Pittsburgh Panthers||6||Erik Williams, Andrew Carswell, Khaynin Mosely-Smith Slanging Horse|
|Syracuse Orange||6||Markus Pierce-Brewester & Davon Wells Electronics Fetish|
|Texas Longhorns||6||Cayleb Jones Cracking Jaws
Connor Brewer Dorm Room MIP
Kendall Sanders College Station DWI
|Florida Gators||4||Jessamen Dunker Grand Theft Moped
Louchiez Purifoy Pot Possession
|Penn State Nittany Lions||4||Zayd Issah Fake Lettuce for BigMacs
Akeel Lynch Criminal Mischief
|West Virginia Mountaineers||4||Karl Joseph Domestic Violence
Travis Bell DWI
|Colorado Buffaloes||3||Samson Kafovalu MIC & Other Bad Decisions|
|Colorado State Rams||3||Johnny Schupp Domestic Violence|
|Columbia Lions||3||Chad Washington Alleged Hate Crime|
|LSU Tigers||3||Jeremy Hill Bar Fight|
|USC Trojans||3||Junior Pomee Grand Theft Apple Products|
|Utah Utes||3||Niasi Leota Extreme Domestic Violence|
|Virginia Tech Hokies||3||Michael Holmes Malicious Wounding at a Bar Fight (eek)|
|Georgia Bulldogs||2||Ty Flournoy-Smith Reporting False Crime|
|Middle Tennessee State Blue Raiders||2||Shaun White Burglary|
|Tennessee State Titans||2||Mike German / Joe Johnson Dance Party!|
|Texas A&M Aggies||2||Kirby Ennis Gun Charge|
|Western Kentucky Hilltoppers||2||Kene Anyigbo Pot Eating & Dark Driving|
|Arkansas Razorbacks||1||Austin Flynn DWI|
|Florida International Panthers||1||Prince Matt Pot Possession|
|Florida State Seminoles||1||James Wilder Failure to Appear|
|Iowa State Cyclones||1||Willie Scott Pot Possession|
|Marshall Thundering Herd||1||Kevin Grooms Underage Consumption|
|Miami Hurricanes||1||Gabe Terry Pot Possession|
|Montana Grizzlies||1||William “Bo” Harris DUI|
|North Carolina State Wolfpack||1||Logan Winkles DUI|
|North Texas Mean Green||1||Richard Abbe DUI|
|Ole Miss Rebels||1||Philander Moore Living Up to His Name|
|Utah State Aggies||1||Jake Doughty’s Love Affair With Substances|
|Washington Huskies||1||Austin Sefarian-Jenkins One Man Car Accident|
* 3 points for each arrest which involves bodily harm or theft.
* 2 points for alcohol or drug offenses (i.e. dealing) that aren’t DUIs or non-theft arrests.
* 1 point for garden-variety DUIs, pot possession, and other miscellaneous low-level shenangians.
Join us again next Friday for the newest update!