Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence: Week 19
The Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence update for Week 19 includes a pair of signal callers who ran afoul of the law over the past seven days — one minutes after we published the Week 18 update.
Oklahoma Sooners quarterback Kendal Thompson — who nominally was involved in a competition with Blake Bell — had those hopes more than likely crushed when he was arrested last Friday in Norman for public intoxication after he was found sleeping off a bender on a hill. Beyond the fact Thompson is 20, I hear that sleeping off benders in a bed works really well, from a friend of mine, yeah, that’s it. From my good buddy.
Things continue to roll right along with Boulder-based shenanigans as Colorado Buffaloes quarterback Jordan Webb was arrested on assault charges after he, and former Buffs lineman Alex Lewis allegedly shoved a man into a brick wall and then continued the beating once he was ground-bound.
Investigators said Lewis told them he drank six glasses of wine, 10 beers and six shots the night of the fight.
Here are the standings for Week 19:
|Alabama Crimson Tide||12||Four Man Assault for Snacks|
|Washington State Cougars||7||Pullman Party Shenanigans Including Cracked Skulls
Drew Loftus Pantsing Tequila
Leon Brooks DUI
|Colorado Buffaloes||6||Samson Kafovalu MIC & Other Bad Decisions
Jordan Webb Assault Charges
|Kansas Jayhawks||6||Ben Heeney Battering Bouncers
Nick Sizemore Drunkenly Hitting Parked Cars
|Pittsburgh Panthers||6||Erik Williams, Andrew Carswell, Khaynin Mosely-Smith Slanging Horse|
|Syracuse Orange||6||Markus Pierce-Brewester & Davon Wells Electronics Fetish|
|Texas Longhorns||6||Cayleb Jones Cracking Jaws
Connor Brewer Dorm Room MIP
Kendall Sanders College Station DWI
|Florida Gators||4||Jessamen Dunker Grand Theft Moped
Louchiez Purifoy Pot Possession
|Penn State Nittany Lions||4||Zayd Issah Fake Lettuce for BigMacs
Akeel Lynch Criminal Mischief
|West Virginia Mountaineers||4||Karl Joseph Domestic Violence
Travis Bell DWI
|Colorado State Rams||3||Johnny Schupp Domestic Violence|
|Columbia Lions||3||Chad Washington Alleged Hate Crime|
|LSU Tigers||3||Jeremy Hill Bar Fight|
|USC Trojans||3||Junior Pomee Grand Theft Apple Products|
|Utah Utes||3||Niasi Leota Extreme Domestic Violence|
|Virginia Tech Hokies||3||Michael Holmes Malicious Wounding at a Bar Fight (eek)|
|Georgia Bulldogs||2||Ty Flournoy-Smith Reporting False Crime|
|Middle Tennessee State Blue Raiders||2||Shaun White Burglary|
|Tennessee State Titans||2||Mike German / Joe Johnson Dance Party!|
|Texas A&M Aggies||2||Kirby Ennis Gun Charge|
|Western Kentucky Hilltoppers||2||Kene Anyigbo Pot Eating & Dark Driving|
|Arkansas Razorbacks||1||Austin Flynn DWI|
|Florida International Panthers||1||Prince Matt Pot Possession|
|Florida State Seminoles||1||James Wilder Failure to Appear|
|Iowa State Cyclones||1||Willie Scott Pot Possession|
|Marshall Thundering Herd||1||Kevin Grooms Underage Consumption|
|Miami Hurricanes||1||Gabe Terry Pot Possession|
|Montana Grizzlies||1||William “Bo” Harris DUI|
|North Carolina State Wolfpack||1||Logan Winkles DUI|
|North Texas Mean Green||1||Richard Abbe DUI|
|Oklahoma Sooners||1||Kendal Thompson Drunkenly Hill Sleeping|
|Ole Miss Rebels||1||Philander Moore Living Up to His Name|
|Utah State Aggies||1||Jake Doughty’s Love Affair With Substances|
|Washington Huskies||1||Austin Sefarian-Jenkins One Man Car Accident|
* 3 points for each arrest which involves bodily harm or theft.
* 2 points for alcohol or drug offenses (i.e. dealing) that aren’t DUIs or non-theft arrests.
* 1 point for garden-variety DUIs, pot possession, and other miscellaneous low-level shenangians.
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