Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence: Week 19

By Kris Hughes
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The Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence update for Week 19 includes a pair of signal callers who ran afoul of the law over the past seven days — one minutes after we published the Week 18 update.

Oklahoma Sooners quarterback Kendal Thompson — who nominally was involved in a competition with Blake Bell — had those hopes more than likely crushed when he was arrested last Friday in Norman for public intoxication after he was found sleeping off a bender on a hill. Beyond the fact Thompson is 20, I hear that sleeping off benders in a bed works really well, from a friend of mine, yeah, that’s it. From my good buddy.

Things continue to roll right along with Boulder-based shenanigans as Colorado Buffaloes quarterback Jordan Webb was arrested on assault charges after he, and former Buffs lineman Alex Lewis allegedly shoved a man into a brick wall and then continued the beating once he was ground-bound.

Investigators said Lewis told them he drank six glasses of wine, 10 beers and six shots the night of the fight.


Here are the standings for Week 19:

Alabama Crimson Tide 12 Four Man Assault for Snacks
Washington State Cougars 7 Pullman Party Shenanigans Including Cracked Skulls
Drew Loftus Pantsing Tequila
Leon Brooks DUI
Colorado Buffaloes 6 Samson Kafovalu MIC & Other Bad Decisions
Jordan Webb Assault Charges
Kansas Jayhawks 6 Ben Heeney Battering Bouncers
Nick Sizemore Drunkenly Hitting Parked Cars
Pittsburgh Panthers 6 Erik Williams, Andrew Carswell, Khaynin Mosely-Smith Slanging Horse
Syracuse Orange 6 Markus Pierce-Brewester & Davon Wells Electronics Fetish
Texas Longhorns 6 Cayleb Jones Cracking Jaws
Connor Brewer Dorm Room MIP
Kendall Sanders College Station DWI
Florida Gators 4 Jessamen Dunker Grand Theft Moped
Louchiez Purifoy Pot Possession
Penn State Nittany Lions 4 Zayd Issah Fake Lettuce for BigMacs
Akeel Lynch Criminal Mischief
West Virginia Mountaineers 4 Karl Joseph Domestic Violence
Travis Bell DWI
Colorado State Rams 3 Johnny Schupp Domestic Violence
Columbia Lions 3 Chad Washington Alleged Hate Crime
LSU Tigers 3 Jeremy Hill Bar Fight
USC Trojans 3 Junior Pomee Grand Theft Apple Products
Utah Utes 3 Niasi Leota Extreme Domestic Violence
Virginia Tech Hokies 3 Michael Holmes Malicious Wounding at a Bar Fight (eek)
Georgia Bulldogs 2 Ty Flournoy-Smith Reporting False Crime
Middle Tennessee State Blue Raiders 2 Shaun White Burglary
Tennessee State Titans 2 Mike German / Joe Johnson Dance Party!
Texas A&M Aggies 2 Kirby Ennis Gun Charge
Western Kentucky Hilltoppers 2 Kene Anyigbo Pot Eating & Dark Driving
Arkansas Razorbacks 1 Austin Flynn DWI
Florida International Panthers 1 Prince Matt Pot Possession
Florida State Seminoles 1 James Wilder Failure to Appear
Iowa State Cyclones 1 Willie Scott Pot Possession
Marshall Thundering Herd 1 Kevin Grooms Underage Consumption
Miami Hurricanes 1 Gabe Terry Pot Possession
Montana Grizzlies 1 William “Bo” Harris DUI
North Carolina State Wolfpack 1 Logan Winkles DUI
North Texas Mean Green 1 Richard Abbe DUI
Oklahoma Sooners 1 Kendal Thompson Drunkenly Hill Sleeping
Ole Miss Rebels 1 Philander Moore Living Up to His Name
Utah State Aggies 1 Jake Doughty’s Love Affair With Substances
Washington Huskies 1 Austin Sefarian-Jenkins One Man Car Accident

* 3 points for each arrest which involves bodily harm or theft.
* 2 points for alcohol or drug offenses (i.e. dealing) that aren’t DUIs or non-theft arrests.
* 1 point for garden-variety DUIs, pot possession, and other miscellaneous low-level shenangians.

Join us again next Friday for the newest update!

Kris Hughes is a Senior Writer for Rant Sports. You can follow Kris on TwitterGoogle and Facebook

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