Honey Badger Award for Extracurricular Excellence: Week 21
After an eventful Week 20 that saw the Washington State Cougars pull into a two-way tie with the Alabama Crimson Tide at the top of the inaugural Honey Badger for Extracurricular Excellence Award race standings, things slowed down in Week 21.
The Kansas Jayhawks are back on the board following the armed robbery arrest of junior defensive end Chris Martin in Lawrence, Kansas earlier this week. The robbery allegedly occurred on May 13th, when Martin and three other men stole cash and marijuana at gunpoint from a local home. It isn’t Martin’s first rodeo, as he was also arrested and charged with marijuana possession back in 2001 in Gainesville, Florida while on campus for his single season with the Florida Gators.
Old (stupid) habits die hard I suppose.
More recently, news has broken that a potential sexual assault scandal could be brewing with the Navy Midshipmen. According to reports, three Navy players are under investigation for assaults that allegedly took place in 2012. No formal charges have been filed and the investigation is still pending, so for now we’ll hold off on adding them to the board, but our eyes are on Navy.
Here are the standings for Week 21, with Washington State and Alabama holding onto the lead and Kansas making a move:
|Alabama Crimson Tide||12||Four Man Assault for Snacks|
|Washington State Cougars||12||Pullman Party Shenanigans Including Cracked Skulls
Drew Loftus Pantsing Tequila
Leon Brooks DUI
Toni Pole False Statement
Teondray Caldwell Violent Behavior
Logan Mayes Hit-and-Run on Parked Car
|Kansas Jayhawks||9||Ben Heeney Battering Bouncers
Nick Sizemore Drunkenly Hitting Parked Cars
Chris Martin Armed Robbery
|Colorado Buffaloes||6||Samson Kafovalu MIC & Other Bad Decisions
Jordan Webb Assault Charges
|Pittsburgh Panthers||6||Erik Williams, Andrew Carswell, Khaynin Mosely-Smith Slanging Horse|
|Syracuse Orange||6||Markus Pierce-Brewester & Davon Wells Electronics Fetish|
|Texas Longhorns||6||Cayleb Jones Cracking Jaws
Connor Brewer Dorm Room MIP
Kendall Sanders College Station DWI
|Florida Gators||4||Jessamen Dunker Grand Theft Moped
Louchiez Purifoy Pot Possession
|Penn State Nittany Lions||4||Zayd Issah Fake Lettuce for BigMacs
Akeel Lynch Criminal Mischief
|West Virginia Mountaineers||4||Karl Joseph Domestic Violence
Travis Bell DWI
|Colorado State Rams||3||Johnny Schupp Domestic Violence|
|Columbia Lions||3||Chad Washington Alleged Hate Crime|
|LSU Tigers||3||Jeremy Hill Bar Fight|
|Texas-San Antonio||3||CheRod Simpson & His Pops Wreaking Havoc|
|USC Trojans||3||Junior Pomee Grand Theft Apple Products|
|Utah Utes||3||Niasi Leota Extreme Domestic Violence|
|Virginia Tech Hokies||3||Michael Holmes Malicious Wounding at a Bar Fight (eek)|
|Georgia Bulldogs||2||Ty Flournoy-Smith Reporting False Crime|
|Middle Tennessee State Blue Raiders||2||Shaun White Burglary|
|Tennessee State Titans||2||Mike German / Joe Johnson Dance Party!|
|Texas A&M Aggies||2||Kirby Ennis Gun Charge|
|Western Kentucky Hilltoppers||2||Kene Anyigbo Pot Eating & Dark Driving|
|Arkansas Razorbacks||1||Austin Flynn DWI|
|Florida International Panthers||1||Prince Matt Pot Possession|
|Florida State Seminoles||1||James Wilder Failure to Appear|
|Iowa State Cyclones||1||Willie Scott Pot Possession|
|Marshall Thundering Herd||1||Kevin Grooms Underage Consumption|
|Miami Hurricanes||1||Gabe Terry Pot Possession|
|Montana Grizzlies||1||William “Bo” Harris DUI|
|North Carolina State Wolfpack||1||Logan Winkles DUI|
|North Texas Mean Green||1||Richard Abbe DUI|
|Oklahoma Sooners||1||Kendal Thompson Drunkenly Hill Sleeping|
|Ole Miss Rebels||1||Philander Moore Living Up to His Name|
|Utah State Aggies||1||Jake Doughty’s Love Affair With Substances|
|Washington Huskies||1||Austin Sefarian-Jenkins One Man Car Accident|
* 3 points for each arrest which involves bodily harm or theft.
* 2 points for alcohol or drug offenses (i.e. dealing) that aren’t DUIs or non-theft arrests.
* 1 point for garden-variety DUIs, pot possession, and other miscellaneous low-level shenangians.
Check back here next week to see what stupidity comes next!